1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:08,274 (car engine humming) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:16,950 - Well, dude, I was the one that spotted him. 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,251 No, no, no, I didn't recognize him at first 6 00:00:18,251 --> 00:00:19,252 so I had to look a little closer 7 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:21,287 and like, dude, that's Bob! 8 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:24,491 Just running across the field, streaking, stark naked. 9 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:28,128 You know, bare ass hanging out, dingle berries. 10 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,163 Balls flopping around, it was a mess. 11 00:00:30,163 --> 00:00:33,233 Remember, he ran in front of the cheerleaders. 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,036 Started helicoptering his dick right in front of them. 13 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:40,940 (laughs) Oh man, cops came about five minutes later, 14 00:00:40,940 --> 00:00:44,110 threw him in jail, he racked up about $2,000 worth of fines, 15 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:47,280 but shit, it was worth it, right? (chuckles) 16 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:50,016 Oh, God, those were the days. 17 00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:52,419 All right, buddy, I'm gonna let you go, but, 18 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,421 oh, oh, hey, you remember that sleepover party 19 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,323 we once had with Jim and David? 20 00:00:57,323 --> 00:00:59,926 And we got Jeff, right, we threw him in the sleeping bag. 21 00:00:59,926 --> 00:01:01,928 We spread his ass cheeks open, 22 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:03,163 spread some chunky peanut butter in there, 23 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:06,132 and we threw the dog in there, in the sleeping bag with him? 24 00:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,169 (laughs) The dog ended up getting typhus a week later. 25 00:01:09,169 --> 00:01:11,905 We had to put him down. 26 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,607 (laughs) Oh, shit, I know, right? 27 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:20,280 Or that time we went camping, remember? 28 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,617 And we spread honey all over the campfire, 29 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:27,153 and the bees swarmed us. - The only fucking phone booth 30 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:32,559 in the world, and Tits McGee is inside, okay. 31 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:36,396 You can do this, find your core, find the creamy center. 32 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,900 That's not helping, that's not helping. 33 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:46,106 (cellphone thudding) (traffic humming) 34 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:49,109 (clearing throat) 35 00:01:53,346 --> 00:01:54,180 The phone booth. - All right, buddy, 36 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:55,181 I'm gonna let you go. 37 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:58,785 - Looks like he fell out of a dumpster, 38 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,320 maybe a little bit of green, a little of scratch, 39 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,323 a little bit a, that's a real (mumbling), 40 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:06,459 maybe a little. (dollar bill thwacking) 41 00:02:11,197 --> 00:02:12,732 Excuse me, (cellphone thudding) 42 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:16,769 amigo, compadre, maybe your dick stories, 43 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:19,539 maybe you can move on, mosey on, find a way. 44 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,340 I mean you can buy some jeans 45 00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:22,375 with better holes in 'em with these. 46 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:23,243 What do you say, what do you think? 47 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:24,110 Wanna take me up on it? 48 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:26,613 Got things to do, got places to be, got people you know? 49 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,580 - It's all yours. 50 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:30,150 - Thank you. 51 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,551 Jesus Christ. 52 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,955 - Silicon Valley douche bag. 53 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,892 (upbeat dance music) 54 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,831 (metal rattling) 55 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:49,435 (upbeat dance music) 56 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:29,475 (water spurting) 57 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:34,480 (upbeat dance music) 58 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:55,728 (body thwacking) - Ow, shit. 59 00:04:57,397 --> 00:05:00,566 (upbeat dance music) 60 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,283 (body thwacking) Oh, who moved the door? 61 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:20,453 (upbeat dance music) 62 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,871 ♪ Drink it slow 63 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:45,211 Dude, I've got such a hangover. 64 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,646 - There's a first. 65 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:47,480 - No shit. 66 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:50,683 - Brit, I don't mean to judge, 67 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,586 but how long are you gonna be doing this for? 68 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,288 - Doing what? - You know, 69 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,156 shaking your ass. 70 00:05:57,156 --> 00:05:58,591 - Well, if you put it that way, 71 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:01,427 until my tits reach my belly button. 72 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:03,363 - You hardly get any sleep anymore. 73 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,431 Sleep deprivation is a real thing. 74 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:07,533 - Look, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. 75 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:09,369 - Okay, Sam Elliot. 76 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:10,970 - But check it out, last night was sick. 77 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:13,873 We had this large group come in, this internet company 78 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,975 was entertaining their Dubai investors, 79 00:06:15,975 --> 00:06:18,077 and they insisted that I drink with them. 80 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:19,545 - Well, I hope it was worth it. 81 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:21,914 - You tell me. 82 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,184 (money thudding) 83 00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:27,053 - Holy shit. 84 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,388 Is this just from last night? 85 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,323 - It's not like this every night, 86 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,258 but I guess you could say they just had fun. 87 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,593 - You slut. 88 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:34,627 How much is this? 89 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,329 - Enough for rent and then some. 90 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:39,265 - Takes me at least two weeks to get rent. 91 00:06:39,265 --> 00:06:41,267 - Ro is hiring, wanna job? 92 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:44,137 - My grandfather would have a heart attack. 93 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,539 Speaking of which, I gotta go. 94 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,642 - Gimme a minute, I'll go with. 95 00:06:49,642 --> 00:06:51,978 I haven't seen that old dinosaur in ages. 96 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:54,714 (relaxing music) 97 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,356 (door clicking) 98 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:04,557 (feet thudding) 99 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,958 Okay, hold up, hold up. 100 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:10,129 Wiki-Boy, who is the highest paid athlete in 2013? 101 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,699 - The highest paid athlete in 2013? 102 00:07:13,699 --> 00:07:16,836 Tiger Woods, 78.1 million dollars. 103 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:18,271 - Dick stroker. 104 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,839 - What's Avogadro's constant? 105 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:22,275 - Avogadro's number, also known as Avogadro's constant, 106 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:25,511 is 6.022 times 10 to the 23rd. 107 00:07:25,511 --> 00:07:27,146 You're wasting my time. 108 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:27,980 - [Britney] Is he right? 109 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:28,848 - He's good. 110 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,685 - What actor was the president of the NRA? 111 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:36,956 - Charlton Heston, president of the NRA from 1998 to 2003. 112 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,426 - Okay, okay, who took over as CEO of Apple, 113 00:07:40,426 --> 00:07:42,829 when Steve Jobs got fired in 2011? 114 00:07:42,829 --> 00:07:45,698 - Tim Cook, and Steve Jobs didn't get fired, okay, 115 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:47,667 he resigned due to his illness. 116 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,001 - Fucking animal. 117 00:07:49,001 --> 00:07:50,336 (cat whining) 118 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,071 Ah, come on, Tiger. 119 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:54,874 It's not an insult, it's a compliment the way to use it. 120 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,744 (car honking) 121 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:01,347 One of these days, Wiki-Boy, I'm gonna stump your ass. 122 00:08:01,347 --> 00:08:02,482 - Yeah, yeah. 123 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:10,890 Hey, Lance. 124 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:11,591 What's up? 125 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,159 - My dick, what do you want? 126 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,029 Oh, hey, it's you Wiki-Boy? 127 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,030 What's going down? 128 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,899 - Your dick I hope. 129 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,533 - [Lance] What? 130 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:21,734 - Nothing. 131 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,236 - [Lance] Hey, you mind handing me that wrench 132 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,036 over on the curb? 133 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:28,908 - Here you go. 134 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,778 - [Lance] The other wrench. 135 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:37,550 (metal clanging) 136 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,186 - Sure you know what you're doing? 137 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:41,087 - Shit yeah. 138 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:44,323 Oh, fuck! 139 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:47,059 Ah, fuck. 140 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,461 Oh, that fuckin' hurt. 141 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,262 Shit. 142 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,199 Ow, fuck that hurt. 143 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:54,066 - What's wrong with it? 144 00:08:54,066 --> 00:08:55,334 - It's the engine. 145 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,536 - The engine? 146 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,537 What is it? 147 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,838 - It's a machine with moving parts 148 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,540 that converts power into motion, 149 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,476 but I don't think that's important right now. 150 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,877 I think I need a joint break. 151 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,516 You want one? 152 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:13,219 - Oh, no, I'm trying to cut back. 153 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,220 - Nice, more for me. 154 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,726 (coughing) 155 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,562 That's God's broccoli. 156 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,230 (coughing) 157 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,097 - Wow. 158 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:28,968 - So where's your twin at? 159 00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:30,236 - Lucas? 160 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:31,938 He's probably at the bus stop. 161 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,240 - What is he always hanging out at the bus stop for? 162 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,108 - Just likes making new friends. 163 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,810 - What are you up to? 164 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:40,780 - Well, I'm working on an app. 165 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:44,283 - Hello, you're working on an nap? 166 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,818 Why do you have to work on one? 167 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,253 Why don't you just take one? 168 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,689 - Not a nap, an app. 169 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,524 - That's what I said, a nap. 170 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,126 - Not a nap, an app. 171 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:54,994 - A nap? 172 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:55,861 - An app. 173 00:09:55,861 --> 00:09:56,529 - A nap. 174 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,397 - An app. 175 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:02,535 See, an app is a specialized program for smartphones. 176 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:05,271 See, every single one of these is an app, 177 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,540 and mine is called Briskly. 178 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,407 - Briskly? 179 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,308 - Yeah. 180 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:10,943 - So, what does it do? 181 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,946 - Well, you see, it allows businesses to create last minute 182 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,483 discounts with huge deals for local customers. 183 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:19,151 You see, users get an alert on their phone 184 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,088 telling them about it, then it's first come, first serve, 185 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,991 and see, the discounts range from anything from iPads 186 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:27,827 to eye exams or T-shirts to tires. 187 00:10:27,827 --> 00:10:29,428 - You sound real passionate about it. 188 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,364 - Oh, I'm really excited about it. 189 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,899 It's gonna be even more awesome when it's finished. 190 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:36,469 I even have a couple of companies interested in buying it. 191 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:37,436 - No shit? 192 00:10:37,436 --> 00:10:38,838 - [Wiki-Boy] No shit. 193 00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:42,742 - So when are ya gonna be done with it? 194 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,243 - That's the only problem. 195 00:10:44,243 --> 00:10:46,779 See, I can't show any of the companies the final product 196 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,715 until I file all the legal work first, 197 00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:50,950 and that costs money. 198 00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,786 Money I don't have. 199 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,324 - Speak of the devil. 200 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,792 - [Devil] Not now, Lance. 201 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,262 I'm going to a custom party. 202 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,631 - Ah man, it's fuckin' July! 203 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,066 - [Devil] Don't judge. 204 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,335 (laughing) 205 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,339 - Hey, cool beats, Lance. 206 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,744 - That there, my man, is an original 1985 207 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:23,082 Panasonic 5010 Stereo with tape deck. 208 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:23,883 - Cool. 209 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,219 What's tape deck? 210 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,091 (traffic buzzing) 211 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,265 - Hello Claris. 212 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,002 - Oh, Hello. 213 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,372 My name's not Claris, it's Mina. 214 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,708 Nice to meet you. 215 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,642 What's your name? 216 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:51,110 - You had me at hello. 217 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,415 I drink your milkshake. 218 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:58,918 I drink your milkshake. 219 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:01,420 - Oh, it's not a milkshake. 220 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,188 It's just water. 221 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:03,723 Do you want one? 222 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,392 - Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. 223 00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:10,129 - Mrs. Robinson? 224 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,865 No, I'm just offering you a bottle of water. 225 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,135 - I've always depended on the kindness of strangers. 226 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:17,403 - Oh, okay. 227 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,740 Well, I have an extra one. 228 00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:21,974 Here you go. 229 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:26,045 - Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! 230 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:27,847 (gasps) 231 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,014 - I'd never! 232 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,886 - There's no crying in baseball. 233 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:40,025 ♪ Morning coffee 234 00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:45,164 ♪ Vanilla latte sip to go 235 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,300 ♪ Drink it slow 236 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,237 (car doors shutting) 237 00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,441 ♪ Morning coffee 238 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,309 - Good morning, grandpa. 239 00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,879 - Grandpa? 240 00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:02,481 Are you still alive? (laughing) 241 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,185 (cane clicking) 242 00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,791 I don't hear anything. 243 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:12,858 Maybe he went for a walk somewhere 244 00:13:12,858 --> 00:13:14,193 and forgot how to get back. 245 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:18,597 (screaming and clanging) 246 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:19,532 Oh my god! 247 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,633 What the fuck? 248 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,468 - Gotch ya, ya slut! 249 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,937 (laughing) 250 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,405 - [Amanda] You deserved that. 251 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:27,373 - Fuck you two. 252 00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,207 - Hey! 253 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:31,610 Watch your language in this house. 254 00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:33,445 This ain't your workplace. 255 00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,949 You don't see any stripper poles here, do you? 256 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,518 - Yeah, whatever, you wish you had this. 257 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,620 (grumbling) 258 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:42,888 - No, thank you. 259 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:47,092 You can keep your STD infested hooch to yourself. 260 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,961 - Grandpa, did you take your pills? 261 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,564 - What pills? 262 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,898 - The ones keeping you alive. 263 00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:54,400 - Oh, shut up, tramp. 264 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,639 - No, doesn't look like it. 265 00:14:00,639 --> 00:14:02,842 (exhale) 266 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:08,113 (relaxing music) 267 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,456 (exhale) 268 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,393 (relaxing music) 269 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,863 Finger please. 270 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,466 (sighing) 271 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:30,669 (relaxing music) 272 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:31,871 98%, 75. 273 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:34,406 - Is that good? 274 00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:35,407 - That's great, grandpa. 275 00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:38,677 - Your great grandpa is here? 276 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,347 - Yeah, he's in the kitchen. 277 00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,049 - No, no, he's been dead for over 20 years. 278 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:50,155 ♪ Morning coffee 279 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:55,294 ♪ Vanilla latte sip to go 280 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:58,697 ♪ Drink it slow 281 00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,566 All right, 98.5. 282 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,968 - Is that good? 283 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:03,903 - That's great. 284 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,639 Now for your glucose. 285 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,975 Give me your finger. 286 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:12,378 (sighing) 287 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,114 (relaxing music) 288 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,653 ♪ Morning coffee 289 00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,588 All right, 187, not bad. 290 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,593 Did you eat breakfast this morning? 291 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,361 - No. 292 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,499 Yes. 293 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,366 No. 294 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:36,135 - Lemme look. 295 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,474 It looks like you started to, 296 00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,642 but that's okay. 297 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,746 I'll make you something. 298 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:51,784 - Hey floozy, you want some breakfast? 299 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,354 I have some Jimmy Dean sausages. 300 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,890 - Um, I'll pass. 301 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,558 I'm afraid to find out where those have been. 302 00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,961 - They're juicy, just the way you like 'em. 303 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,362 - No thanks. 304 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,430 I'll pass. 305 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,966 - That's the first time I've ever known you 306 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,367 to pass on a wiener. 307 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,034 - Good one. 308 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:09,969 What's this? 309 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,670 (laughing) 310 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,638 - That's my shitter. 311 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,405 (screaming) 312 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,373 - Ew! 313 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:15,007 What the fuck? 314 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:18,177 (laughing) 315 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,179 - Okay grandpa, your breakfast is on the table. 316 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,213 Do you need anything before I go? 317 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,916 - No, thank you dear. 318 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,618 Matlock is on TV soon, 319 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:31,323 followed by Richard Dawson and Family Fued, 320 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,960 M.A.S.H., Golden Girls, even Captain Kangaroo. 321 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,828 - Oh, that's great! 322 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,398 You can remember all these TV shows from a century ago, 323 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,867 but you can't even remember if you had breakfast or not. 324 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:44,570 - I bet you can't remember all the John's 325 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:47,006 you spread your legs for. 326 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,940 - Touche. 327 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,208 - All right, call me if need me. 328 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:51,076 Remember, it's the first memory button on the phone. 329 00:16:51,076 --> 00:16:52,745 Otherwise, I'll see you after work. 330 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,279 - I have work today? 331 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,982 - No, I have work today, and I'll see you after. 332 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,450 (laughing) 333 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,685 - I gotcha. 334 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:02,688 I know I don't work Saturdays. 335 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,325 - Yeah, it's Sunday and you haven't worked in 10 years. 336 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,893 - Oh. 337 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,496 - Holy shit! 338 00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,632 That must've tore the guy's asshole apart, 339 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:16,502 and that's exactly why people need more fiber in their diet. 340 00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,137 I'd like to see that guy's asshole. 341 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,339 - You'd like to see that guy's asshole? 342 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,206 - Yeah. 343 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:22,041 I mean, no, no. 344 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,576 I mean, I feel sorry for the poor bastard. 345 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,520 That reminds me, you wanna hear my new invention idea? 346 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,323 - No, but you're probably gonna tell me anyway. 347 00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:41,660 - I just came up with it this morning 348 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:42,594 when I was taking a whiz. 349 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:43,662 - Oh great. 350 00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:44,463 - Ready for this? 351 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,330 - No. 352 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:49,268 - I call it "Splashing Waters". 353 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,004 You know when you're standing by the toilet 354 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,038 taking a whiz? 355 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,174 And you know how the piss is splashing everywhere? 356 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,743 - No, I didn't know that. 357 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,777 - Oh yeah. 358 00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,546 That shit gets everywhere. 359 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,483 So I invented an eight-inch oval piece of tissue paper 360 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:08,087 that you throw in the toilet just before pissing. 361 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,756 So then the piss pierces the paper 362 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:16,228 and the splash is contained by the paper, thus preventing... 363 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,764 - [Together] Splashing Waters. 364 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,669 - You know, that's a good idea, Lance. 365 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,636 - You think so? 366 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,004 - Oh yeah. 367 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:30,175 You know, you should take that to Shark Tank or something. 368 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,076 - You really think so? 369 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:32,678 - Oh yeah. 370 00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:36,181 - Right on, man, right on. 371 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,555 What's a Shark Tank? 372 00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:48,260 (upbeat music) 373 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:51,096 - Hey, what's that Mr. Sokolot? 374 00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:53,132 - Read it. 375 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,401 - Are you freakin' kidding me, Mr. Sokolot? 376 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,537 - Sorry, rent high everywhere. 377 00:18:58,537 --> 00:18:59,271 - But 2,500? 378 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,672 That's almost double. 379 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,340 - Rate inflation. 380 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,142 You pay or you go! 381 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,078 And it's Mr. Sokolov, not Sokolot. 382 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,980 Three year ago, Mr. Sokolov. 383 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,948 Still Mr. Sokolov. 384 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:11,817 Three year from now, still Mr. Sokolov. 385 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,718 - Hey, Brit. 386 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:13,952 - Hey, what's up? 387 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:15,154 - Can you believe this? 388 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,288 - What is it? 389 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,990 - It's a notice from Mr. Sokolov. 390 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,024 - Who's Mr. Sokolov? 391 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,292 - Our landlord, Brit. 392 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,827 - So, what's he want? 393 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,362 - It's a rent increase notice. 394 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:27,833 He's nearly doubling our rent starting next month to 2,500. 395 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,867 - What? 396 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:29,835 Are you kidding me? 397 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,173 For a crappy two bedroom apartment? 398 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:36,241 He can't do this. 399 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:37,142 - He can and he did. 400 00:19:37,142 --> 00:19:38,010 - Dick licker. 401 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,978 Isn't there like rent control or something? 402 00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,046 - Not in Saint Clare, there isn't. 403 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,014 - Butt sniffer. 404 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:44,049 - I can't believe that greedy little bastard. 405 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,718 - Dude, that sucks a lot. (giggling) 406 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:47,619 - That's not funny. 407 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:48,720 I know, I'm sorry. 408 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:49,888 Okay, so we'll move. 409 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:50,689 - Where to? 410 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:51,557 Fresno or Modesto? 411 00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,159 Because there's nothing else affordable in the Bay Area. 412 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,061 Ever since these goddamn internet companies 413 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,529 somehow all got together 414 00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,331 and decided to base their companies right here 415 00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:02,601 in our neighborhoods, housing prices have gone to shit. 416 00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,403 It's not like they can't operate their business 417 00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,637 from anywhere else in the country. 418 00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:06,305 - I know. 419 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,073 - We didn't land on Silicon Valley. 420 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,808 Silicon Valley landed on us. 421 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:11,009 - Hey, that's good. 422 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,744 - I know, I just thought of it. 423 00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,680 - But seriously, when's the last time 424 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:17,549 you walked into eBay to bid on something, 425 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,018 or walked into Google to search for something? 426 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,153 - Take it easy Amanda. 427 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,688 - I'm just frustrated! 428 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:23,689 - I know you are. 429 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,691 I am too, but we'll figure something out. 430 00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:28,827 - You know, whenever we do move, 431 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:31,730 Mr. Sokolov is gonna have a lot of updating to do, 432 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:33,098 and not to mention the three to four months 433 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,300 he's gonna spend doing it. 434 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:36,168 - That's true. 435 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,469 The Fridge is all rusted. 436 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,438 - The kitchen cabinets don't even close. 437 00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,440 - Half the burners on the stove don't work. 438 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,841 - The ceiling is falling down. 439 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,309 - And I think I've seen an oven like ours 440 00:20:44,309 --> 00:20:45,577 on the Antique Road Show. 441 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,179 I can try to make the difference. 442 00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,447 Not sure if I can do it every month. 443 00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,449 Some months are slower than other months. 444 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,318 - Thanks Brit, but you shouldn't have to. 445 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,720 We agreed before you moved in, 446 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,189 three years that we'd go halves on everything, 447 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,190 and I'm sticking to it, 448 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,626 but I appreciate the offer. 449 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,060 I'm just gonna have to work overtime 450 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,528 or get second job or something, 451 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,331 but that probably means I'll have to not go 452 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,466 to my next semester. 453 00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,001 - But that's your last semester to graduate. 454 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,836 - Yeah, but what am I gonna do? 455 00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:14,273 I'll just have to put it on hold for a little while. 456 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,708 (club music) 457 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,423 (zipper zipping) 458 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,968 (club music) 459 00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,440 - Brit, tell her your idea. 460 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,274 - Oh yeah, that's right. 461 00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:50,909 Okay, you know how you've been trying 462 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,977 to get me to quit dancing? 463 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:52,844 - You mean stripping? 464 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:53,211 - Yeah, whatever. 465 00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:54,112 - Yeah? 466 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,381 - Well, I've been discussing some business ideas 467 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:57,716 with Max the past few weeks. 468 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,719 - You were discussing business with a bouncer? 469 00:22:00,719 --> 00:22:02,387 Talk about meeting of the minds. 470 00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,656 - Listen, I think we came up with the perfect business 471 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,258 and now is the perfect timing for it. 472 00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,693 - It's not prostitution is it? 473 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,528 Because if it is, I'm just gonna go start packing now. 474 00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:10,996 - No, no, it's not prostitution. 475 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,264 - Okay, what is it then? 476 00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:13,298 - Are you ready for this? 477 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,167 - You wanna drum role? 478 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,068 (hands slapping) 479 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,469 - Bikini Valley Car Wash. 480 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,605 (crickets chirping) 481 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,141 Get it? 482 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,876 Silicon Valley, Bikini Valley? 483 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:27,079 - This is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. 484 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:28,413 That's not even a real business. 485 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,148 I should've expected that from you and Max. 486 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:31,483 - Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. 487 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:33,952 - I am not gonna be involved in a sleazy business 488 00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:37,556 like a bikini car wash with a bunch of sleazy, horny old men 489 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,524 gawking at half-naked women trying to pretend 490 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,059 to clean their cars. 491 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:41,960 Forget it, Brit. 492 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,295 - Just hear me out. 493 00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:44,996 We did some calculations. 494 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:48,333 We'll charge like $50 a car for wash and vacuum. 495 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,768 And $15 for wax. 496 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:52,104 - Who's gonna pay $50 on a car wash? 497 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,338 - My clients spend that much 498 00:22:53,338 --> 00:22:55,474 for a 10 minute lap dance at my club. 499 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,043 - Oh, I forgot, this was a striptease car wash. 500 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,211 - Now listen to this. 501 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,912 All we need is like 20 cars a day 502 00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:04,349 on Saturday and Sunday's and we can make $1,000 a day. 503 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,819 Multiply that times eight weekend days a month 504 00:23:07,819 --> 00:23:09,688 and that totals. 505 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:10,689 - $8,000. 506 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:11,356 - See. 507 00:23:11,656 --> 00:23:13,024 That's way over what we need for the rent. 508 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,493 We just need you to ask your favorite uncle 509 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:15,794 to let us use his car wash. 510 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,596 - Sounds tempting but my grandfather 511 00:23:17,596 --> 00:23:19,865 would have a heart attack if he ever found out. 512 00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:22,200 After all the years he spent raising me 513 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,702 to be a good catholic. 514 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:24,836 Forget it. 515 00:23:24,836 --> 00:23:25,604 Count me out. 516 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,304 - He'll never find out. 517 00:23:26,304 --> 00:23:27,139 - He'll find out. 518 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:29,307 He's only lived here his entire life. 519 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:30,075 He knows everybody. 520 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:31,643 - Would you at least think about it? 521 00:23:31,643 --> 00:23:34,646 - I've thought about it and my answer is no. 522 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:37,516 I'll just pull double shifts at the restaurant. 523 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,218 In fact, I'm gonna go talk to my manager right now 524 00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,987 and see if I can get additional hours. 525 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,122 So. 526 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:48,827 - Hey, Amanda. 527 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:49,628 - Yeah? 528 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:50,462 - Do we pay for the water here? 529 00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:51,663 - No, why? 530 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,698 - I was just wondering. 531 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:59,104 (water spurring) 532 00:24:01,973 --> 00:24:02,741 Let's go. 533 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,312 (feet thudding) 534 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,581 (water spurring) 535 00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:12,918 (light switch clicking) 536 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:19,658 (deep house music) 537 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,501 (indie music) 538 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,277 - Fuck, check that out. 539 00:24:39,277 --> 00:24:41,046 Now that's what I wanna get one day. 540 00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,619 (indie music) 541 00:24:55,694 --> 00:24:57,596 What the fuck are you doing? 542 00:24:57,596 --> 00:24:59,631 - I'm trying to get a better look at it. 543 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:01,967 - Gimme that. 544 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:12,377 - Here, Lance. 545 00:25:12,377 --> 00:25:13,845 Check that out. 546 00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,914 That's what you should get. 547 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:17,048 - Nice. 548 00:25:17,048 --> 00:25:19,684 I'll be sure to put it on my fuck it list. 549 00:25:19,684 --> 00:25:20,519 - Fuck it list? 550 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:22,587 - It's a list of things I wanna do, 551 00:25:22,587 --> 00:25:25,690 places I wanna go but I never fuckin' will. 552 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:32,097 Ooh-wee, now check that out. 553 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,598 - That's Mia. 554 00:25:33,598 --> 00:25:35,100 We went to high school together. 555 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:37,235 - Mia huh? 556 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:39,604 (lips sputtering) 557 00:25:39,604 --> 00:25:41,773 Let me tell you something about women, 558 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:44,109 when a woman says she's datin' someone 559 00:25:44,109 --> 00:25:46,011 or seein' someone, 560 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,647 well that means she's fucking someone. 561 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,916 See, women use datin' and seein' as code words 562 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,684 so they don't sound like a slut. 563 00:25:54,085 --> 00:25:54,853 Check this out. 564 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,355 - Hey Noah. 565 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:58,356 - Hey Mia. 566 00:25:58,356 --> 00:26:00,492 - Hey Mia you single? 567 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,494 - No. 568 00:26:02,494 --> 00:26:05,964 - Oh, are you datin' someone? (laughing) 569 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,233 When's the last time you dated? 570 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,734 Did you date this morning? 571 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:13,371 See, she knows what I'm talking about. 572 00:26:13,371 --> 00:26:14,172 What are you doing? 573 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,108 - I thought I heard my mom call me. 574 00:26:17,108 --> 00:26:18,043 - Mom? 575 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:18,843 You live upstairs. 576 00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:23,281 See, women like that don't stay single for long. 577 00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:24,649 - Why's that? 578 00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:27,519 - Because guys like me come along and snatch 'em up 579 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,020 as soon as they're available. 580 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:29,854 That's why! 581 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:34,693 There's a lot you boys need to learn about women. 582 00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:35,527 But, you're in luck, 583 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:39,664 because I'm gonna teach you everything I know. 584 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:40,765 - Can't wait. 585 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,538 - So how's your new Brisket app thing going? 586 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:48,173 - Briskly? 587 00:26:48,173 --> 00:26:49,274 - Right, right. 588 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:50,609 You got any new investors? 589 00:26:51,276 --> 00:26:52,677 - No. 590 00:26:52,677 --> 00:26:54,346 - So how much of your own money have you sunk 591 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:55,580 into this thing? 592 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,015 - Everything. 593 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,483 - Everything? 594 00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,585 My man, you know better than to put 595 00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:02,187 all your eggs into one basket. 596 00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:03,021 - Too late. 597 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,859 - So, what would this investor get in return? 598 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:10,095 Just hypothetically speaking. 599 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,697 - Well, they have the possibility of making thousands 600 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:15,066 to hundreds of thousands of dollars. 601 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,969 (dinging) 602 00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,338 - You know, I have some money stashed away. 603 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,575 Maybe, I'll invest. 604 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:27,345 - That would be so awesome Lance, 605 00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:30,715 but I couldn't your money. 606 00:27:31,883 --> 00:27:35,320 - No man, I believe in you. 607 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,121 - Really? 608 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:38,189 - Fuckin' A. 609 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:39,991 - Cool! 610 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:46,331 (hands slapping) 611 00:27:47,866 --> 00:27:50,502 - Did I ever tell you about my ball scratcher idea? 612 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,737 - Huh? 613 00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:55,073 - It's like a back scratcher, but for your balls. 614 00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,112 (birds chirping) 615 00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,753 (car engine buzzing) 616 00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:18,396 (car door slamming) 617 00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:21,232 (car lock beeping) 618 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,241 (chattering) 619 00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,044 - Good morning, grandpa. 620 00:28:33,044 --> 00:28:34,279 - [Grandpa] Good morning, honey. 621 00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:35,947 - What's going on? 622 00:28:35,947 --> 00:28:36,548 - Oh, honey, I have some real bad news. 623 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,215 - What is it? 624 00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:38,049 What's happening? 625 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,989 - According to our records, your grandfather 626 00:28:44,989 --> 00:28:47,859 seems to have defaulted on his payments 627 00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:50,061 for the last six months or so. 628 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:52,864 I'm afraid we have no choice but to foreclose on the loan. 629 00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,934 You know, call the cows home, the last hurrah, 630 00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:57,569 drop the curtain, pull the plug. 631 00:28:57,569 --> 00:28:58,570 Sorry, grandpa. 632 00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,971 Maybe a little close for you. 633 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:03,007 Let the fat lady sing, drop the pie on the floor, 634 00:29:03,007 --> 00:29:03,842 you know what I'm saying. 635 00:29:03,842 --> 00:29:04,809 - Thank you. 636 00:29:04,809 --> 00:29:05,610 I know what foreclose means, 637 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,112 but, that's impossible. 638 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,813 His payments are automatically withdrawn 639 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,448 from his retirement account, right? 640 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,485 - Funny thing about that. 641 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,620 We sent the fine gentleman a letter 642 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,222 seven months ago explaining to him 643 00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:20,091 that if he would like to stay with his auto-payments 644 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,994 that he needed to sign the letter and return it. 645 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:26,498 Since then, we have received, oh, nothing. 646 00:29:26,498 --> 00:29:27,766 - Who does that? 647 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,834 Grandpa, is that what happened? 648 00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,903 - I don't remember, honey. 649 00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:34,005 - Well, okay, if they haven't withdrawn the money, 650 00:29:34,005 --> 00:29:35,140 then the money's still in the account 651 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:37,976 and we can just write a check for the back due amount 652 00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:40,211 and the account will be all up to date. 653 00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:45,283 - I'm sorry, honey. 654 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:50,855 I thought the money was extra money in my account 655 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,591 and I've spent most of it. 656 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:54,359 - On what? 657 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,262 - On TV. 658 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,863 On things to buy. 659 00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:02,333 (gasping) Honey, they make it so easy! 660 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:06,604 Buy now and we will double the offers, 661 00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:09,774 separation fee applies. 662 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,342 - Well, what does he owe? 663 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:12,477 - How much does he owe? 664 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,012 Let's see. 665 00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:16,548 Let's do some simple math, shall we? 666 00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:21,219 Six monthly payments comes out roughly to $14,960.14. 667 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:27,225 - $14,900? 668 00:30:27,225 --> 00:30:29,460 - $60.14, yes. 669 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:30,094 Who's counting? 670 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:32,297 - This just keeps getting better and better. 671 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:33,898 - I've already given your grandfather a copy 672 00:30:33,898 --> 00:30:35,633 of the dues in play, 673 00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:38,970 but I'd really like to give you this. 674 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:44,843 (birds chirping) 675 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,511 - Well, how long does he have to pay it back? 676 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,245 - One week. 677 00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:47,979 - One week? 678 00:30:48,246 --> 00:30:50,248 How do you expect him to get that kind of money 679 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:51,649 in seven days? 680 00:30:51,649 --> 00:30:53,218 - Technically five working days, 681 00:30:53,218 --> 00:30:55,954 but I'm sorry, this is out of my hands. 682 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:57,922 It was only brought across my desk yesterday. 683 00:30:57,922 --> 00:30:59,524 There's nothing I can do. 684 00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:01,459 - Really? 685 00:31:01,459 --> 00:31:05,029 Okay, fine, we'll just get a second mortgage. 686 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,831 - Good luck with that. 687 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:08,366 Without having current employment 688 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,668 and having defaulted on the first loan, 689 00:31:10,668 --> 00:31:12,837 he will be eligible in, let's see, 690 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,673 approximately, oh, here it is, never. 691 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,609 - Who's fucking side are you on? 692 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,143 - I'm on your side. 693 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,946 I'm just trying to give you the details 694 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:23,982 and the facts as they exist at this moment. 695 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:27,085 For example, the equity in the house, 696 00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:32,156 as it sits, is $782,926.53. 697 00:31:34,959 --> 00:31:37,262 Now, that is a substantial amount of equity. 698 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:41,566 However, without steady income, 699 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:46,871 without a substantial amount of cash in a bank account, 700 00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:51,175 honey, another loan is never going to happen. 701 00:31:52,277 --> 00:31:53,578 - Well thank you for your insight. 702 00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:57,849 - Well, let's not see this as all doom and gloom. 703 00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,984 Let's take this frown, turn it upside down. 704 00:31:59,984 --> 00:32:02,120 Let's shake this little cloud 705 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,888 and find that silver lining. 706 00:32:03,888 --> 00:32:06,424 As I was telling your peepaw here, 707 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:11,296 I have a party prepared, right now, 708 00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:14,499 to right a check this afternoon for this property 709 00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:18,303 for $250,000. 710 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,271 Now, the situation as it sits, 711 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:24,742 you can take that check or go into foreclosure 712 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:26,744 and lose everything. 713 00:32:26,744 --> 00:32:28,913 Now, think of it old-timer. 714 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:31,049 Quarter of a million dollars. 715 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,685 You could become the kind of Orlando. 716 00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:36,955 You can live it up like you have never dreamed before. 717 00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,790 Why don't you just take your retirement, 718 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,159 take these golden years, and enjoy? 719 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:46,230 - Oh honey, I'm too old to move and start a fresh. 720 00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,669 I've lived in the house all my life. 721 00:32:51,669 --> 00:32:54,372 All my memories are here. 722 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:55,640 (crying) 723 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,507 - It's okay, grandpa. 724 00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,176 We'll find a way. 725 00:32:58,176 --> 00:32:59,110 There's gotta be a way. 726 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,812 - In one week? 727 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:01,713 Good luck with that. 728 00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:02,914 - Get the fuck out of here! 729 00:33:02,914 --> 00:33:05,216 - Whoa, no need to shoot me. 730 00:33:05,216 --> 00:33:07,118 I don't own the bank, I'm just the messenger. 731 00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:08,920 - Well take this message with you. 732 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,456 Fuck you, we're keeping the house. 733 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:13,057 - I love it when they start talkin' dirty. 734 00:33:13,057 --> 00:33:14,792 Better start packin' old man. 735 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:15,560 Tick tock. 736 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,296 See you later, sweet cheeks. 737 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,408 (traffic buzzing) 738 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:45,423 - You make me want to be a better man. 739 00:33:48,659 --> 00:33:52,230 Well, why don't you come up and see me sometime? 740 00:33:58,436 --> 00:33:59,704 You complete me. 741 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,378 I wish I knew how to quit you. 742 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:11,449 - Are you talking to me? 743 00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,717 - Talkin' to me? 744 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:14,752 Talking' to me? 745 00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,493 (sighing) 746 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,262 - Fuck, man. 747 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:26,330 I need to get out of this fucking valley. 748 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,734 (alternative music) 749 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:33,071 - What we have here is a failure to communicate. 750 00:34:34,772 --> 00:34:38,209 (alternative rock music) 751 00:34:45,316 --> 00:34:47,185 - [Tania] Here you are, honey. 752 00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:48,252 - Thank you. 753 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,221 Cheers. 754 00:34:50,221 --> 00:34:51,222 - [Tania] Cheers. 755 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:55,693 - Woo, strong. 756 00:34:55,693 --> 00:34:58,196 (mumbling and laughing) 757 00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:01,099 (birds chirping) 758 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:04,502 - Hey, uncle Ron. 759 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:10,508 - Hi sweetie. 760 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:11,109 - Hey Mandie. 761 00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:12,043 - Hey Tania. 762 00:35:12,477 --> 00:35:15,847 - So, where's your hot piece-of-ass girlfriend, Britney? 763 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,715 - She's probably at home. 764 00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:18,916 - That's a pity. 765 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:19,817 Wanna drink? 766 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:22,120 - Um, no thanks. 767 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,521 I actually came over to ask you a favor. 768 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:24,622 - A favor? 769 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:25,289 What is it? 770 00:35:25,723 --> 00:35:28,226 - It's an act of kindness beyond what's expected, 771 00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:29,927 but that's not important right now. 772 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:31,195 It's grandpa. 773 00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:32,530 - (laughing) Oh, grandpa. 774 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:34,966 I don't wanna hear it! 775 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:35,800 - Come on, uncle Ron, 776 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,202 he's gonna lose his house due to foreclosure. 777 00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:40,071 - I don't wanna hear it, 778 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,205 and if he's house goes into foreclosure, 779 00:35:41,205 --> 00:35:43,107 that's perfectly fine with me. 780 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:45,076 - Please uncle Ron. 781 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,310 - No, and I'll tell you why. 782 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,245 Because he never helped me with any 783 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,214 of my business ventures when we were growing up. 784 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:53,284 - That's because you wanted to make porno movies. 785 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,352 - What does it matter? 786 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:55,953 Porno films make money. 787 00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:57,488 It's a legitimate business. 788 00:35:57,488 --> 00:35:59,757 People are happier, there's a demand for it. 789 00:35:59,757 --> 00:36:01,759 Hell, if he had helped me I probably could've been 790 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,695 a famous porn star, like that guy, what is his name, 791 00:36:04,695 --> 00:36:08,232 he's able to climax (toungue rolling) right on que. 792 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:09,800 I could've been that guy. 793 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,702 - Come on, Tania, can't you just talk to him for me? 794 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,172 - Honey, you know how stubborn your uncle is. 795 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,608 - I know. 796 00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:18,843 Okay, fine. 797 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,312 How 'bout another favor? 798 00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:23,915 - Another favor? 799 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:25,783 What is it? 800 00:36:25,783 --> 00:36:28,186 - Well, it would be borrowing the car wash. 801 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:31,189 It'll only be on nights and we'll hand washing. 802 00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:34,225 - Read my lips, okay. 803 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:35,126 What's it for? 804 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:36,794 - Well, Britney and the girls just wanna do 805 00:36:36,794 --> 00:36:37,728 some fundraiser. 806 00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,566 - Sounds good, okay. 807 00:36:41,566 --> 00:36:43,734 - Thanks, you're the best uncle Ron. 808 00:36:43,734 --> 00:36:44,936 - Yes, I am. 809 00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:47,672 - You know, you've always been my favorite uncle. 810 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,208 - She's being a wise guy, 811 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,543 I'm her only uncle. 812 00:36:52,543 --> 00:36:55,513 - Never stopped you from being my favorite, though. 813 00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:56,614 Bye Tania. 814 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:57,548 - Bye Mandie. 815 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,751 - I hate when she calls me that. 816 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:05,356 (glasses clicking) 817 00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:08,893 - Man that's still strong! 818 00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:13,030 You know that Ron is rum in Spanish? 819 00:37:13,030 --> 00:37:13,898 - Really? 820 00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,166 - Yeah. 821 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,934 - Hm. 822 00:37:16,934 --> 00:37:19,670 (birds chirping) 823 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,248 (traffic buzzing) 824 00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:38,923 - I'm catching 22 right now. 825 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,791 I should be there by five. 826 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:43,928 - E.T. phone home. 827 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,630 - Let's go eat something. 828 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,465 I'll grab something on my way home. 829 00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:50,268 - I ate his liver with some fava beans 830 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,836 and a nice Chianti. 831 00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:02,079 - I'm gonna give him a box of chocolate and a card... 832 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:05,349 - Mom always said life was like a box of chocolates, 833 00:38:05,349 --> 00:38:07,852 you never know what your're gonna get. 834 00:38:07,852 --> 00:38:08,886 - What? 835 00:38:08,886 --> 00:38:09,620 What's the matter with you? 836 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:11,622 Are you crazy or something? 837 00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,759 - I want to be alone. (speaking in foreign language) 838 00:38:14,759 --> 00:38:18,729 - You can be alone, you can be all alone by yourself. 839 00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,707 (water splashing) 840 00:38:35,379 --> 00:38:37,248 - Hey, uncle Ron. 841 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,150 You know how cute I always thought you were. 842 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,619 (rock music) 843 00:39:00,771 --> 00:39:02,606 - Ronald Johnson! 844 00:39:02,606 --> 00:39:04,475 Fantasizing about your niece again? 845 00:39:05,409 --> 00:39:07,745 - What do you take me for? 846 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:09,347 Of course not. 847 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,782 I was fantasizing about you, baby. 848 00:39:11,782 --> 00:39:13,017 - That's sick. 849 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,285 It's just sick. 850 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,153 This is not the south. (laughing) 851 00:39:16,153 --> 00:39:18,556 - You know something Wiki-Boy? 852 00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:21,559 One of these days I'm gonna get me a van, 853 00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:23,527 just like the one I had in high school. 854 00:39:24,829 --> 00:39:27,765 Yeah, I'm gonna carpet it 360 degrees. 855 00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:30,568 Throw some nice artwork on the sides. 856 00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:31,902 Put a mattress in the back. 857 00:39:33,170 --> 00:39:34,905 It's gonna be smokin'. 858 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,208 - You really want that van, don't you? 859 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,743 - I can taste it. 860 00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,611 - Well, here's some good news. 861 00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,913 I finished all the final patent paperwork 862 00:39:42,913 --> 00:39:44,448 for the Briskly app. 863 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:46,917 Now I can start showing it to possible acquisitions 864 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:47,952 and partnerships. 865 00:39:48,152 --> 00:39:51,922 - I don't know what the hell you just said, but I trust you. 866 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,961 (pager beeping) 867 00:39:59,930 --> 00:40:02,133 - You have pager? 868 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,601 - Of course I have a pager. 869 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:05,403 What, just because I clean parking lots at night 870 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,072 doesn't mean I'm important enough to have one? 871 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,207 Oh, shit! 872 00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:13,344 All right, ma, I'll go get your diapers in a minute. 873 00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:14,812 Can't you see I'm busy? 874 00:40:19,517 --> 00:40:22,086 - And look for a job, you lazy bum! 875 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,087 - You look for a job! 876 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,555 - I already got one! 877 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,791 Babysitting your (mumbles) ass! 878 00:40:26,791 --> 00:40:29,693 - Fuck, she reminds me of my hemorrhoids. 879 00:40:29,693 --> 00:40:31,695 A constant pain in the ass. 880 00:40:39,303 --> 00:40:42,373 - And take your girlfriend with you. 881 00:40:42,373 --> 00:40:43,974 - Oh shit! 882 00:40:43,974 --> 00:40:44,975 (laughing) 883 00:40:44,975 --> 00:40:46,844 (spitting) 884 00:40:46,844 --> 00:40:47,611 Ma! 885 00:40:47,611 --> 00:40:48,446 What are you doing? 886 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,781 (laughing) 887 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:05,596 (hysterical laughing) 888 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:08,466 - Oh, this is so going viral. 889 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,470 (laughing) 890 00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:15,539 - You know something, Wiki-Boy? 891 00:41:15,539 --> 00:41:17,808 One of these I'm gonna get that van, 892 00:41:17,808 --> 00:41:22,313 and when I do this bad boy is gonna take off. 893 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,180 Well, I'll catch ya later. 894 00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,548 Iotta go to Alpha Beta. 895 00:41:24,548 --> 00:41:25,749 - You mean Lucky's? 896 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:26,417 - Right. 897 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:29,220 (car lock beeping) 898 00:41:30,454 --> 00:41:31,822 Later days and better lays. 899 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,760 (upbeat chill music) 900 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:42,066 - They're here. 901 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,234 - Hi, excuse me. 902 00:41:43,234 --> 00:41:45,736 Could you tell us how to get to the new Apple building? 903 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,972 We've seen just about all the other high-tech companies 904 00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:49,974 and we're really excited to see Apple now. 905 00:41:49,974 --> 00:41:53,611 - Todo, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas, anymore. 906 00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,112 - Yeah, we know we're not in Kansas. 907 00:41:55,112 --> 00:41:56,747 We're in California. 908 00:41:56,747 --> 00:41:58,115 We just wanna know where Apple is. 909 00:41:58,115 --> 00:41:59,717 - You wanna know the truth? 910 00:41:59,717 --> 00:42:01,185 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 911 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,621 - You can't handle the truth. 912 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:04,855 - What truth? 913 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,024 The truth of where the Apple building is? 914 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:10,628 - Honey, I think he must be off his meds or something. 915 00:42:10,628 --> 00:42:11,896 - [Husband] Yeah, I think so. 916 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,330 - We should just ask somebody else. 917 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:16,667 - Go ahead, make my day. 918 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:18,936 - That's pretty sad asking if someone else makes your day. 919 00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:19,703 - Godzilla! 920 00:42:20,938 --> 00:42:21,672 Godzilla! 921 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:24,508 - Can you believe this shit? 922 00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:25,910 Hold me back, hold me back. 923 00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:28,279 - No, no, no, here let's just go. 924 00:42:28,279 --> 00:42:30,481 - Fasten your seat belts, 925 00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:33,717 it's going to be a bumpy night. 926 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,586 - Thanks for nothing. 927 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,088 - Losers, move on! 928 00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:41,759 - Hold me back, hold me back. 929 00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:47,364 - No, just go. (mumbling) 930 00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:48,966 (alternative music) 931 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:49,733 Psycho. 932 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,638 (funky music) 933 00:42:56,106 --> 00:42:57,141 (yelling) 934 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,842 - Hey, what's going on? 935 00:42:59,777 --> 00:43:01,178 Who the fuck was that? 936 00:43:02,513 --> 00:43:05,015 (funky music) 937 00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,419 - Hi there, could you help us out? 938 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,322 - Sorry, ma'am, I don't do threesomes. 939 00:43:11,322 --> 00:43:13,857 (funky music) 940 00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,596 - We wanna go to the new Apple building, 941 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:20,297 could you tell us where it is? 942 00:43:20,297 --> 00:43:21,532 - I sure can. 943 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:24,034 (funky music) 944 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,439 - Do you know how to get to it from here? 945 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,007 - Why, yes I do. 946 00:43:30,007 --> 00:43:32,543 - Is everyone retarded around here? 947 00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:34,011 - It must be in the water. 948 00:43:35,145 --> 00:43:37,648 (funky music) 949 00:43:44,421 --> 00:43:46,023 - Well, where is it? 950 00:43:46,023 --> 00:43:48,392 - See that overpass right there? 951 00:43:48,392 --> 00:43:53,097 When you go under that overpass, make your very first left. 952 00:43:53,097 --> 00:43:57,134 On the next light make another left, 953 00:43:57,134 --> 00:44:00,704 then the very next light make another left. 954 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,640 - Wouldn't that just bring us back here? 955 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,208 - Oh, right. 956 00:44:06,510 --> 00:44:08,345 Maybe there's a right somewhere in there. 957 00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,180 (funky music) 958 00:44:10,447 --> 00:44:14,184 Under the overpass, make a left, or was it make a right? 959 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:16,186 - Okay, thank you. 960 00:44:18,956 --> 00:44:19,790 - Thanks. 961 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:22,726 (funky music) 962 00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:25,729 - Peace in the Middle East. 963 00:44:25,729 --> 00:44:28,399 ♪ I woke up in the morning with the sun in my eyes ♪ 964 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,466 (chill hip hop music) 965 00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:30,467 ♪ Feeling so high 966 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,003 ♪ Waitin' to see what a new day will bring ♪ 967 00:44:33,003 --> 00:44:35,639 ♪ Itching to know just where I live ♪ 968 00:44:35,639 --> 00:44:38,008 ♪ Throw on my jacket headed for the street ♪ 969 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:40,477 ♪ Bout to engage in a little meet and greet ♪ 970 00:44:40,477 --> 00:44:41,645 ♪ Brothers from the hood 971 00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:42,880 ♪ They call me Young Mac 972 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:43,981 ♪ I give 'em some flack 973 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:45,649 ♪ They don't play all that 974 00:44:45,649 --> 00:44:47,618 ♪ To them having a good time 975 00:44:47,618 --> 00:44:49,787 ♪ Is feeling so high on cloud number nine ♪ 976 00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:52,189 ♪ Don't have a care or worry in the world ♪ 977 00:44:52,189 --> 00:44:55,292 ♪ This is how I choose to live my life ♪ 978 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:56,493 ♪ Kinda laid back 979 00:44:56,493 --> 00:44:57,561 ♪ Kinda chillin' style 980 00:44:57,561 --> 00:44:59,697 (oven door creaking) 981 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:03,834 ♪ Don't let anything ever get me down ♪ 982 00:45:03,834 --> 00:45:06,937 (oven rack creaking) 983 00:45:06,937 --> 00:45:12,643 ♪ Live my life, Live my life 984 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:15,245 ♪ This is how I live my life 985 00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:18,248 ♪ Life, live my life 986 00:45:21,652 --> 00:45:23,387 (oven door creaking) 987 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:27,024 ♪ This is how I live my life 988 00:45:28,325 --> 00:45:29,727 - Hey babe, come join us. 989 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:30,761 We could use another player. 990 00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:31,695 - No thanks. 991 00:45:31,695 --> 00:45:32,730 I'm afraid to see you all naked. 992 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,764 - She's funny, huh? 993 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:36,700 Why you so down? 994 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:38,168 - It's grandpa. 995 00:45:38,168 --> 00:45:38,836 - Oh shit! 996 00:45:38,836 --> 00:45:39,737 He croaked? 997 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:40,738 - No, worse. 998 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,339 He's being foreclosed on. 999 00:45:42,339 --> 00:45:43,307 - Lemme see that. 1000 00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:47,845 Apparently he hasn't paid her mortgage in like six months, 1001 00:45:47,845 --> 00:45:51,415 and he owes almost like $15,000 in back payments 1002 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,016 and penalties. 1003 00:45:53,016 --> 00:45:54,818 - This shit just keeps getting better and better. 1004 00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:55,819 - That's what I said. 1005 00:45:55,819 --> 00:45:56,820 Except without the shit part. 1006 00:45:56,820 --> 00:45:58,088 - What is he gonna do? 1007 00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,156 - There's nothing he can do? 1008 00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:00,691 He doesn't even have any savings. 1009 00:46:00,691 --> 00:46:02,760 - Hairy fudge balls! 1010 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:03,827 - This is legit. 1011 00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:04,828 What are you gonna do? 1012 00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:06,230 - What do you think I'm gonna do? 1013 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:07,498 I'm gonna start a fucking car wash. 1014 00:46:07,498 --> 00:46:08,832 - Ah, hell yeah! 1015 00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:12,636 (cheering and upbeat music) 1016 00:46:12,636 --> 00:46:14,838 - What'd I miss, what'd I miss? 1017 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:16,440 - [Together] Cheers. 1018 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:24,314 (upbeat electronic music) 1019 00:46:26,650 --> 00:46:27,985 - Okay, so what do we need? 1020 00:46:27,985 --> 00:46:29,787 - Don't you worry, Max and I got it all figured out. 1021 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,789 - That's what I'm worried about. 1022 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,257 - We ran it by the girls at the club 1023 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,592 and they all agreed to help out, working for tips only. 1024 00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:36,460 - Really? 1025 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,494 - Yeah. 1026 00:46:37,494 --> 00:46:38,629 - Very impressive. 1027 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:39,897 - I'll handle all the girls. 1028 00:46:39,897 --> 00:46:41,298 - And I'll handle the traffic. 1029 00:46:41,298 --> 00:46:43,600 - And you'll handle the money, since you are the smart one. 1030 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,536 - Very impressive. 1031 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:47,237 So, when do we start? 1032 00:46:47,237 --> 00:46:49,873 (upbeat music) 1033 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,124 - When do we open? 1034 00:47:07,124 --> 00:47:09,026 - We opened half an hour ago. 1035 00:47:09,026 --> 00:47:11,662 - At this rate we'll never make any tips. 1036 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,830 - Here's your tip. 1037 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,065 (screaming and laughing) 1038 00:47:15,065 --> 00:47:17,434 - No, come on girls, don't get discouraged. 1039 00:47:17,434 --> 00:47:20,704 We just forgot to turn on the open sign, that's all. 1040 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:23,173 - [Amanda] What's going on? 1041 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,242 - I thought a good product sells itself. 1042 00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,511 - Yeah, but does anyone know about our product? 1043 00:47:29,713 --> 00:47:31,448 - Hey Emma, will you go out to the front 1044 00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:32,783 and turn on the open sign? 1045 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:33,650 - Okay. 1046 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:34,852 - Thanks babe! 1047 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,553 - There you go, girl. 1048 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:45,262 (upbeat music) 1049 00:48:15,092 --> 00:48:17,060 (sensual electronic music) 1050 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,328 - Here we go, girls. 1051 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,970 (sensual electronic music) 1052 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,940 (chattering) 1053 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:13,083 (sensual electronic music) 1054 00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:01,631 - Paid a pretty penny for that, uh, sexy machine over there. 1055 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:05,235 My friends told me it was a little showy, not necessary, 1056 00:50:05,235 --> 00:50:08,705 but I believe in living right, you know what I mean? 1057 00:50:08,705 --> 00:50:09,673 - Yeah, totally. 1058 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:16,246 - Do I know you from somewhere? 1059 00:50:16,246 --> 00:50:16,947 - Nah. 1060 00:50:17,147 --> 00:50:19,950 I just got one of those faces, you know? 1061 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:22,352 - I had a Shar Pei had one of those faces too. 1062 00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:24,321 Shaved his ass, taught him to walk backwards. 1063 00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:25,255 (laughing) 1064 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:28,025 Nah, nah, I'm just kidding, just kidding. 1065 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:31,061 Lotta money, 1066 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:31,895 lotta money. - What? 1067 00:50:32,496 --> 00:50:34,097 - But if you're gonna live, you gotta live correctly, right? 1068 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,032 You know what I'm talkin' about? 1069 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:37,367 That car, worth every penny. 1070 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,336 That's not just a machine. 1071 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:42,839 That my friend, chick magnet. 1072 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,107 - Oh, go suck a dick. 1073 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:45,275 - What was that? 1074 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:47,144 - I said so psychedelic, you know, 1075 00:50:47,144 --> 00:50:49,980 the way the light comes down and shines on the surface? 1076 00:50:49,980 --> 00:50:51,581 - It's very astute of you. 1077 00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:55,852 That's a word that means you're on fleek, my friend. 1078 00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,421 (mumbling) 1079 00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:59,723 But I, maybe I'll repaint it, 1080 00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:01,258 maybe I'll work it around, 1081 00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:04,428 do some sort of silly, silly, silly thing, 1082 00:51:04,428 --> 00:51:06,930 kind of show everybody how street I am. 1083 00:51:06,930 --> 00:51:09,166 I'm workin' it pretty good, I think. 1084 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,668 Got a lot of action going on, a lot of numbers, 1085 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:12,602 but a car like that, 1086 00:51:12,602 --> 00:51:13,370 I mean a car like that, 1087 00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:15,072 that's the tip of the iceberg. 1088 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,174 That's where you start. 1089 00:51:17,174 --> 00:51:20,877 That's the beginning square in Monopoly, my friend. 1090 00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:22,179 That is the beginning. 1091 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,280 You move on from there. 1092 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,047 You have a car like that, 1093 00:51:24,347 --> 00:51:26,416 you have to have some place to put it. 1094 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:28,185 You got a (foreign language), you gotta have some place 1095 00:51:28,185 --> 00:51:30,821 to drop that in. 1096 00:51:30,821 --> 00:51:33,557 Got that car, you gotta have a good home to put it in. 1097 00:51:33,557 --> 00:51:35,292 I gotta palace. 1098 00:51:35,292 --> 00:51:37,961 I make Xanadu look like a porta- potty, 1099 00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:39,096 you know what I'm talkin' about? 1100 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:44,468 My place, Monte Sereno, I mean, 4.5 mil. 1101 00:51:44,468 --> 00:51:46,570 Shoulda spent more, shoulda, but I, 1102 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:49,206 I don't believe in being too flashy, you know, 1103 00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,073 you know how it goes. 1104 00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:50,807 - Ah, what an asshole. 1105 00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:51,842 - What's that? 1106 00:51:52,042 --> 00:51:54,344 - I said what a hassle it must be to maintain, 1107 00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:55,212 keep that place clean. 1108 00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:59,049 - You know it's what I have people for. 1109 00:51:59,049 --> 00:52:01,451 Got people. 1110 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,653 You either have people or you are people, right? 1111 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:05,922 You're either Willy Wonka or you're the Oompa Loompa. 1112 00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:08,125 I choose to be the Wonka. 1113 00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:09,860 The uber Wonka. 1114 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:10,861 The bro Wonka. 1115 00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:11,728 I don't like the hat though. 1116 00:52:11,728 --> 00:52:12,963 The hat's gotta go, 1117 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,065 but, nah, I got plenty of staff. 1118 00:52:15,065 --> 00:52:16,800 24 hours, all the time. 1119 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:17,467 (fingers snapping) 1120 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:19,202 Ready at my beck and call. 1121 00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:20,203 - Fuck off. 1122 00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:21,471 - What's that? 1123 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,206 - I said I gotta take off. 1124 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,342 I think I see my Prius is ready. 1125 00:52:25,342 --> 00:52:27,544 - All right, well, you have a good one. 1126 00:52:27,544 --> 00:52:31,882 No shame in Japanese steel. (laughing) 1127 00:52:31,882 --> 00:52:33,884 If you suck dick and you're queer. 1128 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:35,685 They lost World War Two, you know? 1129 00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:36,887 (laughing) 1130 00:52:36,887 --> 00:52:38,688 Good job buddy, good on ya. 1131 00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:41,825 Maybe you can afford a real car someday, that'd be nice. 1132 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,760 I'll keep hoping for ya. 1133 00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,829 Maybe that'll work out better for ya next time. 1134 00:52:47,030 --> 00:52:50,300 (footsteps crunching) 1135 00:52:54,037 --> 00:52:59,009 Oh I paid quite a pretty penny for the sexy machine over... 1136 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,310 (sensual electronic music) 1137 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:01,711 Good talk, nice to know you. 1138 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:06,016 Hey, you wanna go to a party? 1139 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,252 (sensual electronic music) 1140 00:53:09,252 --> 00:53:10,153 Are we done? 1141 00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:11,488 She ready? 1142 00:53:11,488 --> 00:53:12,722 Okay? 1143 00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,291 Let's go. 1144 00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:17,861 (sensual electronic music) 1145 00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:26,469 - Beer? 1146 00:53:26,469 --> 00:53:27,604 - Water. 1147 00:53:27,604 --> 00:53:30,207 (feet thudding) 1148 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,219 All right. 1149 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:48,158 $452. 1150 00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:48,758 - Right on! 1151 00:53:48,758 --> 00:53:49,292 - No. 1152 00:53:49,292 --> 00:53:50,126 - What do you mean, no? 1153 00:53:50,827 --> 00:53:52,495 That's more than I make on most nights dancing. 1154 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:53,663 - While it's a very successful day, 1155 00:53:53,863 --> 00:53:56,433 it's far too short from the $15,000 we need for grandpa 1156 00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:58,468 and the additional $1,500 we need for ourselves. 1157 00:53:58,468 --> 00:54:00,170 At this rate, it's gonna take us two months 1158 00:54:00,170 --> 00:54:02,038 to get to our goal. 1159 00:54:02,038 --> 00:54:03,573 So what's the problem? 1160 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,008 - We don't have two months. 1161 00:54:05,008 --> 00:54:06,509 We barely have a week to get the money for grandpa 1162 00:54:06,509 --> 00:54:08,445 so his house doesn't go into foreclosure. 1163 00:54:08,445 --> 00:54:10,647 - We can offer hand-jobs for a little extra. 1164 00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:11,448 - Brit! 1165 00:54:11,448 --> 00:54:13,049 I'm not running a whorehouse. 1166 00:54:13,049 --> 00:54:13,984 - It was just an idea. 1167 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:15,885 We'll just increase our prices. 1168 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:18,054 - That's one option, but we're gonna have to triple 1169 00:54:18,054 --> 00:54:21,057 our prices to even come close to the amount that we need. 1170 00:54:21,057 --> 00:54:22,292 We need more cars. 1171 00:54:25,495 --> 00:54:26,730 - So, we'll advertise. 1172 00:54:26,730 --> 00:54:28,732 - We don't have an advertising budget. 1173 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:34,971 - I know what! 1174 00:54:36,673 --> 00:54:37,474 - What? 1175 00:54:39,809 --> 00:54:40,810 - Ah, yeah. 1176 00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:43,880 (groaning) 1177 00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:44,948 Feels so good. 1178 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:50,020 (phone ringing) 1179 00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,123 Hey, baby face. 1180 00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,758 - Max, I need a favor. 1181 00:54:54,758 --> 00:54:55,892 - Anything for you. 1182 00:54:55,892 --> 00:54:58,228 - Can you do me up a little flier about our car wash 1183 00:54:58,228 --> 00:55:00,297 and post it on the bulletin board at the club? 1184 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,231 - You got it. 1185 00:55:01,231 --> 00:55:01,998 - You're a doll. 1186 00:55:01,998 --> 00:55:02,832 - I know! 1187 00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:06,970 Hey, Angel. 1188 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,238 - Yeah? 1189 00:55:08,238 --> 00:55:09,372 - Could you do me a favor and get me a marker 1190 00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:10,240 and some paper? 1191 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,308 - Sure! 1192 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,510 (electronic music) 1193 00:55:13,510 --> 00:55:15,145 - Talk about direct marketing. 1194 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,112 I'm very impressed. 1195 00:55:16,112 --> 00:55:16,980 - Thank you. 1196 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:19,282 I dunno know why I didn't think about this before. 1197 00:55:19,282 --> 00:55:21,851 Now come on, let's go take a shower. 1198 00:55:21,851 --> 00:55:22,585 What? 1199 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,621 I mean one at a time. 1200 00:55:24,621 --> 00:55:25,388 Please. 1201 00:55:25,388 --> 00:55:26,256 You're not even my type. 1202 00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:27,157 - Oh Please. 1203 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,124 Everyone's your type. 1204 00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:29,259 - Fuck you! 1205 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:31,761 - See what I mean? 1206 00:55:31,761 --> 00:55:34,364 (twangy music) 1207 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:49,279 ♪ She was cruisin' down Cali down in the valley ♪ 1208 00:55:49,279 --> 00:55:52,549 ♪ Tryin' to think of somethin' to do ♪ 1209 00:55:52,549 --> 00:55:54,417 ♪ She said the rents too high 1210 00:55:54,417 --> 00:55:56,586 ♪ But so am I 1211 00:55:56,586 --> 00:56:00,023 ♪ What's a poor girl to do 1212 00:56:00,023 --> 00:56:02,158 ♪ So they came up with a plan 1213 00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:03,860 ♪ To fight back to the man 1214 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:07,330 ♪ And get all the money they need ♪ 1215 00:56:07,330 --> 00:56:09,165 ♪ With some help from their friends ♪ 1216 00:56:09,165 --> 00:56:11,334 ♪ And a couple of tight ends 1217 00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:14,704 ♪ They put it all together, my friends ♪ 1218 00:56:14,704 --> 00:56:19,776 ♪ The bikini valley car wash 1219 00:56:22,245 --> 00:56:24,447 ♪ Yeah, if you're feeling dirty ♪ 1220 00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:29,586 ♪ This is the place to come 1221 00:56:29,586 --> 00:56:34,657 ♪ The bikini valley car wash 1222 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:39,195 ♪ Yeah, we'll make you wet 1223 00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:43,366 ♪ You can dry off in the sun 1224 00:56:43,366 --> 00:56:46,403 (guitar strumming) 1225 00:57:13,630 --> 00:57:17,467 ♪ The bikini valley car wash 1226 00:57:19,302 --> 00:57:20,637 (screaming) 1227 00:57:20,637 --> 00:57:23,239 ♪ Yeah, if you're feeling dirty ♪ 1228 00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:27,844 ♪ This is the place to come 1229 00:57:27,844 --> 00:57:31,714 ♪ The bikini valley car wash 1230 00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:35,285 (yelling) 1231 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,253 ♪ Yeah, we'll make you wet 1232 00:57:37,253 --> 00:57:42,292 ♪ And you can dry off in the sun ♪ 1233 00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,294 ♪ Now, we'll make you wet 1234 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:49,132 ♪ And you can dry off in the sun ♪ 1235 00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:51,601 ♪ Yeah, down in Cali 1236 00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:56,206 ♪ You can dry off in the sun 1237 00:57:56,206 --> 00:57:59,275 ♪ Yeah, now down in Cali 1238 00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:03,580 ♪ You can dry off in the sun 1239 00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:06,649 (guitar strumming) 1240 00:58:08,685 --> 00:58:10,420 - Weren't you here last night? 1241 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,421 - Yeah. 1242 00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:12,922 I can't seem to keep my car clean. 1243 00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:14,023 - Okay, Cool. 1244 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,426 - You know, I'd love to eat you out sometime. 1245 00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:17,760 - What? 1246 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:19,629 - I said I'd love to take you out to eat sometime. 1247 00:58:19,629 --> 00:58:22,565 - Oh, that would be nice. 1248 00:58:22,565 --> 00:58:24,934 - Holy shit, who the fuck is that? 1249 00:58:24,934 --> 00:58:26,736 - Who? 1250 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:28,638 - That girl walking in slow motion. 1251 00:58:30,039 --> 00:58:32,642 (intense music) 1252 00:58:36,145 --> 00:58:36,746 (leaf blower blowing) 1253 00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:40,783 - Could you point that somewhere else, please? 1254 00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:41,584 - Oh. 1255 00:58:43,186 --> 00:58:47,457 Sorry. (laughing) 1256 00:58:47,457 --> 00:58:48,191 - Hi there. 1257 00:58:48,191 --> 00:58:48,858 - What will it be? 1258 00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:52,095 - How 'bout dinner, with me tomorrow night? 1259 00:58:52,095 --> 00:58:53,329 - I meant the car wash. 1260 00:58:53,329 --> 00:58:54,664 - I'll have the works. 1261 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:55,598 - Good choice. 1262 00:58:55,598 --> 00:58:57,100 - I always make good choices. 1263 00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,201 So how about that dinner? 1264 00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:02,505 (laughing) 1265 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:06,009 (hip hop music) 1266 00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:07,010 - So what line of work are you in? 1267 00:59:07,010 --> 00:59:08,211 - Making money. 1268 00:59:08,211 --> 00:59:09,779 - No, really? 1269 00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:11,114 - Well, more or less. 1270 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:12,615 I buy beat up old houses 1271 00:59:12,615 --> 00:59:15,218 and flip them into multi-level apartment buildings. 1272 00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,019 - Very impressive. 1273 00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:17,820 - The valley's booming right now. 1274 00:59:17,820 --> 00:59:20,323 The smallest shanty house is worth it's weight in gold. 1275 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:23,259 Last year my company bought an entire neighborhood, 1276 00:59:23,259 --> 00:59:25,562 we flipped it into a 400 units. 1277 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:26,496 Made a fortune. 1278 00:59:26,496 --> 00:59:27,430 - Hm, very impressive. 1279 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:29,566 - But I got nobody to spend it on. 1280 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,967 - (laughing) Very smooth. 1281 00:59:32,201 --> 00:59:34,304 So, what happened to the people who lived there? 1282 00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,673 - It's not like I bulldozed them out of their houses. 1283 00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,575 - No, I didn't say that, either, 1284 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,577 but, are they just willing to get up and move? 1285 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:42,178 - Well, they didn't have much choice. 1286 00:59:42,178 --> 00:59:44,180 You know, most of 'em were in foreclosure. 1287 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,249 So, I was kinda like the guardian angel. 1288 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:47,650 - How so? 1289 00:59:47,650 --> 00:59:48,985 - Well, if they're in foreclosure, 1290 00:59:48,985 --> 00:59:52,055 they basically get out with the clothes on their backs, 1291 00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:55,391 I come in, make them an offer they can't refuse and boom. 1292 00:59:55,391 --> 00:59:56,292 Everybody's happy. 1293 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:57,327 - Right. 1294 00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:58,494 - So how about that dinner? 1295 00:59:58,494 --> 00:59:59,429 - Excuse me God Father, 1296 00:59:59,662 --> 01:00:01,764 but I think I see some customers coming in. 1297 01:00:05,301 --> 01:00:06,536 - What the hell is this? 1298 01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:07,437 (laughing) 1299 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:08,304 - Oh my gosh, put that away. 1300 01:00:08,304 --> 01:00:10,673 (laughing) 1301 01:00:10,673 --> 01:00:11,608 (car door shutting) 1302 01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:14,911 (suckling and moaning) 1303 01:00:26,322 --> 01:00:27,156 - What? 1304 01:00:28,157 --> 01:00:30,793 (hip hop music) 1305 01:00:34,497 --> 01:00:38,301 - You know the other day I was washing my car with my son, 1306 01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:39,102 and he stopped me, and he said, 1307 01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:41,638 "Dad, can't you just use the sponge?" 1308 01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,573 (laughing) 1309 01:00:43,573 --> 01:00:45,708 - They're so innocent, man. 1310 01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:47,710 Hey, you know what's worse than it raining 1311 01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:50,246 after you get a carwash, 1312 01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:52,982 is taking a shower, and then having to take a shit. 1313 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:55,118 - [Man In Gray] Oh my god, that is the worse. 1314 01:00:56,586 --> 01:00:59,188 (phone ringing) 1315 01:01:05,795 --> 01:01:07,263 - Hey, what's up? 1316 01:01:07,263 --> 01:01:09,999 Fantastic, now, here's what I want you to do. 1317 01:01:11,467 --> 01:01:14,303 Put a market order on open at $85, 1318 01:01:14,303 --> 01:01:17,407 then buy 50,000 shares of a penny stock company 1319 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:20,810 named NorCalSelco Inc. 1320 01:01:20,810 --> 01:01:25,748 They're about to be acquired by the search engine giant. 1321 01:01:27,950 --> 01:01:29,852 That's right, the one and only. 1322 01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:33,790 Earlier today, I overheard the jubilant CEO 1323 01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:37,226 in the parking lot, boasting to his girlfriend 1324 01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:40,663 on his cellphone about how much he stands to make 1325 01:01:40,663 --> 01:01:42,965 and the trips they're gonna take. 1326 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,134 Now go, why are you still talking to me? 1327 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,705 (laughing) 1328 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:01,517 - Hey Uncle Ron. 1329 01:02:01,517 --> 01:02:03,553 Welcome to Bikini Valley Car Wash. 1330 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:05,288 - Looking good, sweetie. 1331 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:07,056 Looking good. 1332 01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:09,659 I thought I'd come down here and check out your operation. 1333 01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:11,394 - I actually decided not to have it. 1334 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:12,662 - I meant the car wash. 1335 01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:14,764 - Oh, yeah, we're doing great. 1336 01:02:14,764 --> 01:02:15,565 Check it out. 1337 01:02:15,798 --> 01:02:17,400 Would you like a complimentary wash? 1338 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,401 - Sure. 1339 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,669 I could go for a bikini wax. 1340 01:02:19,669 --> 01:02:20,570 - Pull in. 1341 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:22,071 - That's what she said. 1342 01:02:22,071 --> 01:02:24,273 - I'll have girls give you the works. 1343 01:02:24,273 --> 01:02:26,142 - Now you're talking. 1344 01:02:26,142 --> 01:02:27,243 (laughing) 1345 01:02:27,243 --> 01:02:31,047 - Hey sweetie, I know why you're doing this. 1346 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:32,281 - You do? 1347 01:02:32,281 --> 01:02:33,683 - Yes, I do. 1348 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:36,552 It's to help the old geezer keep the house. 1349 01:02:36,552 --> 01:02:37,687 - Are you mad? 1350 01:02:37,687 --> 01:02:39,422 - No, I'm not. 1351 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:41,190 - You're the best, uncle Ron. 1352 01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:41,858 - I know. 1353 01:02:42,158 --> 01:02:43,860 - And just for that, I'm gonna have someone 1354 01:02:43,860 --> 01:02:46,195 very special take care of you. 1355 01:02:46,195 --> 01:02:47,296 - Hey, Brit! 1356 01:02:47,296 --> 01:02:48,297 Come here. 1357 01:02:48,297 --> 01:02:50,800 (rock music) 1358 01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:03,466 - Uh, can you just pretend you're not my niece 1359 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:04,834 for like five minutes? 1360 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,969 - Five minutes? (laughing) 1361 01:05:06,969 --> 01:05:08,104 - I'm just that fast. 1362 01:05:08,104 --> 01:05:09,772 I'm just kidding. 1363 01:05:09,772 --> 01:05:11,340 That's terrible, that's terrible. 1364 01:05:12,575 --> 01:05:13,776 - But, how's your car lookin'? 1365 01:05:13,776 --> 01:05:15,578 - You guys did a really, really nice job. 1366 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:17,980 I'm just enjoying the hug right now, you know? 1367 01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:19,315 The car is secondary. 1368 01:05:19,315 --> 01:05:20,583 (mumbles) 1369 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:24,320 - Yeah. (laughing) 1370 01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:25,855 - I'll get thrown in hell for this one. 1371 01:05:25,855 --> 01:05:28,224 (laughing) 1372 01:05:29,292 --> 01:05:31,394 - Nice, very, very impressive. 1373 01:05:31,394 --> 01:05:33,996 You guys got a really nice business coming up, here. 1374 01:05:33,996 --> 01:05:37,199 - Mhm, those wheels shiny enough for ya? 1375 01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:38,067 - Yep, 1376 01:05:38,067 --> 01:05:40,002 and speaking of coming up, just kidding. 1377 01:05:40,002 --> 01:05:42,004 (laughing) 1378 01:05:42,004 --> 01:05:43,873 (mumbling) 1379 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:44,674 They're very nice. 1380 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,280 (sighing) 1381 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,616 - I can't even believe this. 1382 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:54,684 Hey, Brit. 1383 01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:57,954 - [Britney] What's up? 1384 01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,488 - We're still short. 1385 01:05:59,488 --> 01:05:59,922 - What? 1386 01:05:59,922 --> 01:06:00,890 Really? 1387 01:06:01,190 --> 01:06:04,160 - Yeah, I added the totals to last nights totals 1388 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,096 and we're still at $881.50. 1389 01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,966 - Muffin muchin' Monday's. 1390 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,168 - I mean, I have about $300 saved up, 1391 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:13,903 but that's not nearly enough to reach out goal. 1392 01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:15,638 - What about that hand job idea? 1393 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:16,539 - Brit! 1394 01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:17,840 - There's gotta be a way. 1395 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:19,909 - Maybe it's just not meant to be. 1396 01:06:19,909 --> 01:06:22,712 I mean, if it was meant to be, 1397 01:06:22,712 --> 01:06:23,646 it wouldn't be this hard. 1398 01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:25,982 - Nothing worth fighting for comes this easy. 1399 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:26,849 I've got another idea. 1400 01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:28,250 - I think we made our goal. 1401 01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:30,553 Yes! 1402 01:06:30,553 --> 01:06:31,387 (cheering) 1403 01:06:31,721 --> 01:06:34,657 - Girls, girls, can I get all of your attention please? 1404 01:06:35,791 --> 01:06:37,927 There's a slight problem. 1405 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,395 After adding up all the sales, 1406 01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:41,664 we still seem to be about $600 short 1407 01:06:41,664 --> 01:06:43,466 to saving grandpa's house. 1408 01:06:43,466 --> 01:06:45,668 Now, can I see some love for grandpa, please? 1409 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:52,842 - For grandpa! 1410 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,110 - [Bikini Girls] For grandpa! 1411 01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:56,679 (rock music) 1412 01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,248 - Oh, oh my god. 1413 01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:01,217 You girls are the best. 1414 01:07:01,217 --> 01:07:02,251 I feel like Jimmy Stewart 1415 01:07:02,251 --> 01:07:04,487 at the end of "It's a Wonderful Life". 1416 01:07:04,487 --> 01:07:06,956 Every time a bell rings, an angel gets it's wings. 1417 01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:08,024 Yeah, that's it. 1418 01:07:14,230 --> 01:07:16,766 - All right Wiki-Boy, I've got one for you. 1419 01:07:16,766 --> 01:07:19,568 Which is the only state to border a single other state? 1420 01:07:21,037 --> 01:07:21,971 What's the matter? 1421 01:07:21,971 --> 01:07:22,671 You stumped? 1422 01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:23,372 - No. 1423 01:07:23,639 --> 01:07:26,042 I just need to get in the zone, that's all. 1424 01:07:28,577 --> 01:07:29,578 - What are you doing? 1425 01:07:29,578 --> 01:07:31,380 - Nothing, hold on. 1426 01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:33,616 - You don't need your phone. 1427 01:07:33,616 --> 01:07:34,583 - Hey! 1428 01:07:34,583 --> 01:07:36,052 Gimme back my phone! 1429 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,586 - Answer my questions first. 1430 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:42,558 Oh, you suck. 1431 01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,761 You get all your answers online, don't you? 1432 01:07:45,761 --> 01:07:47,897 You suck big black donkey dicks. 1433 01:07:47,897 --> 01:07:49,598 Wait 'til I tell the others. 1434 01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:52,068 (sad music) 1435 01:07:59,508 --> 01:08:00,342 Hey, Wiki-Boy. 1436 01:08:02,011 --> 01:08:03,379 Your secret's safe with me. 1437 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:05,881 Come on. 1438 01:08:05,881 --> 01:08:08,384 (dance music) 1439 01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:13,089 (cheering and screaming) 1440 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,693 You gotta be kidding me. 1441 01:08:17,693 --> 01:08:18,494 - [Amanda] What? 1442 01:08:25,634 --> 01:08:27,103 - Today is the day. 1443 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,171 I've got one more property to clear 1444 01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:30,973 and it's bulldozer time, baby. 1445 01:08:30,973 --> 01:08:32,374 Poor Mrs. Collins. 1446 01:08:32,374 --> 01:08:34,043 Taking her house from her was easier 1447 01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:36,178 than taking candy from a baby. 1448 01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,346 - I'm counting on you, Rich. 1449 01:08:37,346 --> 01:08:38,347 - Have I ever let you down before? 1450 01:08:38,581 --> 01:08:40,783 - I'm just saying, there's millions of dollars 1451 01:08:40,783 --> 01:08:42,051 riding on this deal. 1452 01:08:42,051 --> 01:08:43,419 If we don't get grandpa Hastings' house, 1453 01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:45,020 the whole deal falls through. 1454 01:08:45,020 --> 01:08:50,159 - Today, this very day is the day where this entire block 1455 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:52,394 is yours. 1456 01:08:52,394 --> 01:08:53,796 - That's what I wanna hear. 1457 01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,669 - See that guy over there? 1458 01:09:00,669 --> 01:09:01,337 - Who? 1459 01:09:01,337 --> 01:09:02,171 Coldplay over there? 1460 01:09:02,171 --> 01:09:03,005 - Yeah. 1461 01:09:03,272 --> 01:09:05,608 That's Dave, he's a local land developer, 1462 01:09:05,608 --> 01:09:07,343 and then the other guy, that's Rich, 1463 01:09:07,343 --> 01:09:08,444 that's grandpa's banker. 1464 01:09:08,444 --> 01:09:09,378 - So? 1465 01:09:09,745 --> 01:09:13,382 - I dunno, there's just something I don't like about them. 1466 01:09:13,382 --> 01:09:17,086 In fact, we're supposed to meet him with the payment 1467 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:18,420 in less than half an hour. 1468 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,588 What is he doing here? 1469 01:09:21,023 --> 01:09:22,291 I'm gonna give him a call. 1470 01:09:24,960 --> 01:09:27,563 (phone ringing) 1471 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:30,399 - This is Rich Grabel. 1472 01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:32,234 - Hey Rich, it's Amanda. 1473 01:09:32,234 --> 01:09:33,502 - Well, hello. 1474 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:35,137 I've got the payment for grandpa's house. 1475 01:09:35,137 --> 01:09:36,372 - Excellent. 1476 01:09:36,372 --> 01:09:37,506 - So, I'm gonna go pick up grandpa 1477 01:09:37,506 --> 01:09:39,408 and then we'll be on our way to the office. 1478 01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:41,644 - No, no, no, don't go to the bank. 1479 01:09:41,644 --> 01:09:43,679 Keep grandpa inside, where he won't burst into flames 1480 01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:44,313 'cause the sun. 1481 01:09:44,713 --> 01:09:47,850 I'll be right over with the important paperwork. 1482 01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:48,617 - Okay. 1483 01:09:49,852 --> 01:09:51,854 We'll see you there then. 1484 01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:52,655 - All righty then. 1485 01:09:55,658 --> 01:09:58,360 - There's just something I don't like about them. 1486 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,361 - What do you mean? 1487 01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:00,729 - I don't know yet. 1488 01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:03,132 - That was tweedle-dee and tweedle-duh. 1489 01:10:03,132 --> 01:10:06,502 They have all the money. 1490 01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:08,170 (laughing) 1491 01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:10,339 - Aren't they in for a nasty surprise? 1492 01:10:11,373 --> 01:10:14,210 (hysterical laughing) 1493 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:15,878 (hands slapping) 1494 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:18,480 (country music) 1495 01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:32,161 - Hey, Wiki-Boy, you wanna see some old pictures 1496 01:10:32,161 --> 01:10:33,229 of my family? 1497 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,198 - Sure, I love old pictures. 1498 01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:38,100 - There's my mom and my dad. 1499 01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,635 (sad music) 1500 01:10:39,635 --> 01:10:40,502 It's my mom. 1501 01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:44,974 It's me and my dad at the park. 1502 01:10:44,974 --> 01:10:49,011 It's my mom and my aunt at my sister's wedding. 1503 01:10:49,011 --> 01:10:52,748 These are prolly the best days of my life, right there man. 1504 01:10:52,748 --> 01:10:55,951 - Yeah, I think those pictures came with the frame. 1505 01:10:58,654 --> 01:11:00,422 (laughing) 1506 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:02,458 - What do you know? 1507 01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,426 Who the fuck are these people? 1508 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:06,328 This isn't my family. 1509 01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:07,930 (frame cracking) 1510 01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,099 You know something, Wiki-Boy? 1511 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,967 I gotta get something off my chest. 1512 01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:13,569 - Yeah, what is it, Lance? 1513 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:19,708 (paper crunching) 1514 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:21,277 What is that? 1515 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:24,013 - It's this stupid thing I invented. 1516 01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:27,516 It's supposed to help alcoholics quit drinking. 1517 01:11:27,516 --> 01:11:30,386 See, what you do, is you dip this in vodka, 1518 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:32,021 put it on your skin, 1519 01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:35,090 and then the alcohol is absorbed into your skin 1520 01:11:35,090 --> 01:11:38,227 at a slow and steady pace. 1521 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:40,362 That way, alcoholics don't get withdrawals. 1522 01:11:41,497 --> 01:11:45,601 I call it The Alcohol Patch. 1523 01:11:45,601 --> 01:11:47,836 - How's it work for you so far? 1524 01:11:47,836 --> 01:11:49,438 - Not good. 1525 01:11:49,438 --> 01:11:51,707 I think there's some of my lungs on that patch. 1526 01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:56,745 Hey Bobo. 1527 01:11:56,745 --> 01:11:58,013 - Hey Bobby. 1528 01:11:58,013 --> 01:11:59,181 - Hey guys. 1529 01:11:59,181 --> 01:12:00,649 - Why the sad face? 1530 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,651 - My girlfriend broke up with me. 1531 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:05,721 - Well, uh, did she say you could still be cousins? 1532 01:12:07,122 --> 01:12:09,625 With benefits? (laughing) 1533 01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:27,343 - Good morning grandpa! 1534 01:12:28,177 --> 01:12:29,345 - Ho Ho Ho. 1535 01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:32,147 Merry fucking Christmas gramps! 1536 01:12:32,147 --> 01:12:33,349 - What are you doing? 1537 01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:35,551 - Packing. 1538 01:12:35,551 --> 01:12:37,319 - What, no, you don't have to do that. 1539 01:12:37,319 --> 01:12:38,354 We have good news. 1540 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:39,621 - We have the money. 1541 01:12:41,156 --> 01:12:42,024 - What? 1542 01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:44,960 How? 1543 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:47,963 What, what did you do? 1544 01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:51,500 - That doesn't matter right now, I'll explain later. 1545 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,235 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 1546 01:12:53,235 --> 01:12:56,171 you didn't strip for it, did you? 1547 01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:57,940 - No, we prostituted for it. 1548 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,710 - No, we didn't strip or prostitute for it. 1549 01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:03,979 We started a car wash business. 1550 01:13:03,979 --> 01:13:07,483 - I didn't know car wash businesses were so lucrative. 1551 01:13:07,483 --> 01:13:10,185 - You just have to know who to hire, that's all. 1552 01:13:10,185 --> 01:13:11,854 - I don't know what to say, 1553 01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:13,055 thank you girls! 1554 01:13:14,189 --> 01:13:15,657 You're a lifesaver. 1555 01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:16,992 - Well, I've always thought of myself 1556 01:13:16,992 --> 01:13:19,328 as more of a Mentos girl, but whatever. 1557 01:13:19,328 --> 01:13:23,098 - Wait, I have an idea. 1558 01:13:23,098 --> 01:13:24,533 - What is it Grandpa? 1559 01:13:24,533 --> 01:13:28,470 - Why don't you two move in with me, rent free! 1560 01:13:28,470 --> 01:13:30,539 - Grandpa, we know you like your privacy. 1561 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:33,075 - Privacy? 1562 01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:37,079 I'm old. 1563 01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,748 I don't need no privacy. 1564 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:43,685 I need to be around people. 1565 01:13:44,620 --> 01:13:46,688 Would you please consider it? 1566 01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,557 - Well, why don't you just think about it? 1567 01:13:48,557 --> 01:13:49,391 - Think about it? 1568 01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:50,859 I just did. 1569 01:13:51,693 --> 01:13:54,396 We'll have lots of fun. 1570 01:13:54,396 --> 01:13:58,467 We can watch Matlock, The Price is Right, 1571 01:14:01,036 --> 01:14:03,739 Family Feud with Richard Dawson (crying and laughing). 1572 01:14:06,975 --> 01:14:09,445 - Uh, I don't know. 1573 01:14:10,245 --> 01:14:12,181 (laughing) 1574 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:14,016 - Gotcha again. 1575 01:14:14,016 --> 01:14:17,319 (laughing) 1576 01:14:17,319 --> 01:14:20,456 Won't you think about it, for me? 1577 01:14:21,423 --> 01:14:22,624 - I say okay. 1578 01:14:24,259 --> 01:14:25,861 - And you too, hussy. 1579 01:14:26,762 --> 01:14:28,130 - What did he just call me? 1580 01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:30,866 - [Britney] I say all right. 1581 01:14:30,866 --> 01:14:31,567 - But you? 1582 01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:32,901 - Fucking A. 1583 01:14:32,901 --> 01:14:33,869 - Fucking A. 1584 01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:35,537 Fucking A. 1585 01:14:36,572 --> 01:14:39,274 Oh, I'm so happy, girls. 1586 01:14:39,274 --> 01:14:41,577 - Wait, wait, wait. 1587 01:14:41,577 --> 01:14:42,878 You know what this calls for, right? 1588 01:14:42,878 --> 01:14:43,779 - Shots? 1589 01:14:43,779 --> 01:14:44,613 - No. 1590 01:14:46,014 --> 01:14:47,749 - No. 1591 01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:48,417 - Yeah. 1592 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:50,085 - No, no. 1593 01:14:50,085 --> 01:14:52,688 - You don't know how long I've waited for a chance to do it. 1594 01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:54,756 - Fine. 1595 01:14:55,624 --> 01:14:58,227 (upbeat music) 1596 01:15:06,902 --> 01:15:07,669 We're done. 1597 01:15:13,108 --> 01:15:16,645 Got anything else to drink besides Metamucil or Ensure? 1598 01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:17,846 - I'd offer you wine 1599 01:15:17,846 --> 01:15:21,049 but it says keep out of reach of children. 1600 01:15:21,049 --> 01:15:21,917 - Ha ha. 1601 01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:25,387 (doorbell ringing) 1602 01:15:25,387 --> 01:15:26,188 - He's here. 1603 01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:30,526 (doorbell ringing) 1604 01:15:34,096 --> 01:15:34,963 Come on in. 1605 01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:40,936 - Good afternoon. 1606 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:54,550 (fingers tapping) 1607 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:01,623 So, you have the entire amount? 1608 01:16:01,623 --> 01:16:02,591 - Yes, we do. 1609 01:16:04,293 --> 01:16:06,428 - Not a day too soon. 1610 01:16:06,428 --> 01:16:07,629 - I told you we'd make it. 1611 01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:08,697 - Yes, you did. 1612 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:11,767 Now, let's review exactly what is owed 1613 01:16:11,767 --> 01:16:12,968 at this time, shall we? 1614 01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:18,106 Your total amount due with your situation 1615 01:16:18,106 --> 01:16:22,244 is $16,872.32. 1616 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,983 - Wait, wait, no. 1617 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:33,121 On the sheet you gave us, it says $14,960.14. 1618 01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:36,658 Not, $16,800 whatever you just said. 1619 01:16:36,658 --> 01:16:38,160 There's gotta be a mistake. 1620 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:39,061 - You're mistaken. 1621 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:39,861 Lemme see this. 1622 01:16:42,664 --> 01:16:44,800 Oh, I see what your discrepancy is. 1623 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,468 - No, there's no discrepancy. 1624 01:16:46,468 --> 01:16:48,003 You gave us this sheet. 1625 01:16:48,003 --> 01:16:51,707 We got the amount of money, down to the tee, 1626 01:16:51,707 --> 01:16:52,774 and now we wanna give it to you 1627 01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,142 and we want a receipt. 1628 01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:57,245 - Hm, no. 1629 01:16:57,245 --> 01:17:00,649 So, let me explain where you've gone wrong. 1630 01:17:03,352 --> 01:17:08,590 This spreadsheet, and yourself, have not taken into account 1631 01:17:08,590 --> 01:17:12,694 the payment for this month, which started today. 1632 01:17:12,694 --> 01:17:16,331 If you had paid your balance in full yesterday, 1633 01:17:17,499 --> 01:17:19,267 this would have been your total, 1634 01:17:19,267 --> 01:17:24,373 but since it is today, which is not yesterday, 1635 01:17:24,373 --> 01:17:27,175 your total amount due is this. 1636 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,310 - No, fuck that. 1637 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,646 You gave us a week and here we are one week later. 1638 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:31,713 Now, are you gonna take our money 1639 01:17:31,713 --> 01:17:34,716 or do I have to pop a cap in your ass? 1640 01:17:34,716 --> 01:17:38,253 - So, we should still have 29 days to pay this. 1641 01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:41,823 - No, because your account is in a (mumbles) so poorly, 1642 01:17:43,325 --> 01:17:46,061 the only way for you to come current on your account 1643 01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:50,999 at this time is to pay your full balance right now. 1644 01:17:52,267 --> 01:17:53,001 - Dick muncher. 1645 01:17:53,301 --> 01:17:55,370 - And you couldn't have said anything last week? 1646 01:17:55,370 --> 01:17:57,305 - I'm sorry. 1647 01:17:57,305 --> 01:18:02,477 I feel like we're so close that if I had the money 1648 01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,645 I would pay the difference for you, 1649 01:18:03,645 --> 01:18:05,781 but my hands are tied 1650 01:18:05,781 --> 01:18:07,616 like I wish yours weren't. 1651 01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:08,383 - I bet. 1652 01:18:10,485 --> 01:18:12,287 - It's okay, dear. 1653 01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:15,757 You did your best. 1654 01:18:15,757 --> 01:18:19,161 - But let's not have this all be doom and gloom. 1655 01:18:19,161 --> 01:18:22,531 My buyer is still prepared to write a check 1656 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:27,369 for $250,000 for this property. 1657 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:31,673 So, with just a few signatures, 1658 01:18:31,673 --> 01:18:35,043 you can be on your way to a luxurious retirement 1659 01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:37,546 at some sort of assisted living facility 1660 01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:39,514 in sunny Orlando. 1661 01:18:39,514 --> 01:18:40,849 - Testicle Tuesday. 1662 01:18:42,184 --> 01:18:43,251 - Shall we begin? 1663 01:18:45,253 --> 01:18:46,254 (exhaling) 1664 01:18:46,254 --> 01:18:48,256 - Where do I sign? 1665 01:18:48,256 --> 01:18:49,791 - This is bullshit. 1666 01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:53,328 - I don't make the rules, I just enforce them. 1667 01:18:53,328 --> 01:18:56,164 - I can't stand to watch this train wreck. 1668 01:18:59,434 --> 01:19:00,869 - Where do I sign? 1669 01:19:00,869 --> 01:19:05,841 - So, sign here, here, and here, 1670 01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,410 and then initial the bottoms of all the pages. 1671 01:19:09,711 --> 01:19:10,746 - Where do I sign? 1672 01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:16,451 - Let me go a bit slower for you. 1673 01:19:16,451 --> 01:19:18,887 Sign here, 1674 01:19:21,423 --> 01:19:22,290 here, 1675 01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:25,193 and here, 1676 01:19:26,461 --> 01:19:27,429 and initial 1677 01:19:30,432 --> 01:19:31,333 everywhere. 1678 01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:34,336 That slow enough for you? 1679 01:19:34,336 --> 01:19:35,504 - Don't be an asshole. 1680 01:19:35,504 --> 01:19:36,805 Leave him some dignity. 1681 01:19:39,174 --> 01:19:42,577 Hey Grandpa, I just saw Mrs. Collins outside 1682 01:19:42,577 --> 01:19:44,045 and it looked like she was crying. 1683 01:19:44,045 --> 01:19:45,981 - Those are tears of joy, keep signing (mumbles). 1684 01:19:45,981 --> 01:19:47,983 - Excuse me, I was talking to my grandfather. 1685 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:51,920 - I wouldn't know why, dear. 1686 01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:59,861 Maybe she's having the same situation as me. 1687 01:19:59,861 --> 01:20:00,896 - What are the odds? 1688 01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:01,797 - Odds, odds? 1689 01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:02,731 Who said there were odds. 1690 01:20:02,731 --> 01:20:03,999 There are no odds. 1691 01:20:03,999 --> 01:20:04,900 It's a coincidence. 1692 01:20:04,900 --> 01:20:06,401 It's not even a coincidence. 1693 01:20:06,401 --> 01:20:08,069 It is the lesson of the day, 1694 01:20:08,069 --> 01:20:10,005 if you do not manage your finances, 1695 01:20:10,005 --> 01:20:11,740 you lose your home, you lose your things. 1696 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:12,808 That's how it happens. 1697 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:13,675 It is how it has always happened 1698 01:20:13,675 --> 01:20:15,010 and always will happen, 1699 01:20:15,010 --> 01:20:16,745 how it will continue to happen. 1700 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:18,613 It happens more often than you would think. 1701 01:20:18,613 --> 01:20:20,749 Actually, you know exactly how often. 1702 01:20:20,749 --> 01:20:23,752 If you could, one last signature 1703 01:20:23,752 --> 01:20:25,620 right there would be perfect, thank you. 1704 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:27,656 - You conniving little weasel! 1705 01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:29,291 - I would watch your tone (mumbles). 1706 01:20:29,291 --> 01:20:31,893 You are speaking to a professional. 1707 01:20:31,893 --> 01:20:33,962 - I don't even know why I didn't see before, 1708 01:20:33,962 --> 01:20:36,231 but now it's all clear. 1709 01:20:36,231 --> 01:20:38,500 How could an assistant bank manager 1710 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,635 afford so many fancy cars? 1711 01:20:40,635 --> 01:20:42,170 - I work for my money, that's how. 1712 01:20:42,170 --> 01:20:44,172 It's not so hard to connect the dots. 1713 01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:46,174 - That man you were having lunch with earlier, 1714 01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:48,910 that is John Madison, and he is the President 1715 01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:51,112 of Excaliber Development Corporation, 1716 01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:53,315 and you're running these helpless senior citizens 1717 01:20:53,315 --> 01:20:54,082 out of their homes 1718 01:20:54,382 --> 01:20:56,585 and you're withholding their payment notifications 1719 01:20:56,585 --> 01:20:58,854 so they can't pay back their loan in one lump sum. 1720 01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,789 - I did no such thing. 1721 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:02,123 - How much are they paying you? 1722 01:21:02,123 --> 01:21:02,791 - They? 1723 01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:03,692 They, who is they? 1724 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,227 And no one is paying me. 1725 01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:06,962 Well, the bank is paying me, 1726 01:21:06,962 --> 01:21:08,563 but they are not paying me enough 1727 01:21:08,563 --> 01:21:09,931 to deal with the likes of you. 1728 01:21:09,931 --> 01:21:12,100 I will tell you that right now. 1729 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:13,668 - How do you live with yourself? 1730 01:21:13,668 --> 01:21:16,204 - I'm just doing my job, sweet cakes. 1731 01:21:17,572 --> 01:21:19,007 - I'll be outside, grandpa. 1732 01:21:19,007 --> 01:21:20,008 - Come on, Brit. 1733 01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,145 (sad music) 1734 01:21:29,951 --> 01:21:31,353 - I can't believe it. 1735 01:21:31,353 --> 01:21:32,888 We were so close. 1736 01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,422 - I can't believe my grandfather's in there 1737 01:21:34,422 --> 01:21:35,390 signing his life away, 1738 01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:37,425 and there's nothing I can even do about it. 1739 01:21:37,425 --> 01:21:38,326 - I know. 1740 01:21:38,326 --> 01:21:39,694 It's sad. 1741 01:21:39,694 --> 01:21:42,030 (sad music) 1742 01:21:44,099 --> 01:21:48,236 ♪ There's no defying gravity 1743 01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:53,708 ♪ But you make me, make me feel ♪ 1744 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:58,446 ♪ Indestructible 1745 01:21:58,446 --> 01:22:03,318 ♪ Indestructible 1746 01:22:05,053 --> 01:22:08,490 ♪ Yeah, you make me feel 1747 01:22:09,457 --> 01:22:10,258 - What? 1748 01:22:14,896 --> 01:22:18,066 (suspenseful music) 1749 01:22:30,345 --> 01:22:31,746 Holy shit! 1750 01:22:31,746 --> 01:22:33,014 - What? 1751 01:22:33,014 --> 01:22:34,015 - Come on. 1752 01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:38,019 (suspenseful music) 1753 01:22:38,019 --> 01:22:39,654 Hold it right there. 1754 01:22:39,654 --> 01:22:40,622 - What now? 1755 01:22:40,822 --> 01:22:43,158 - This statement shows that the total remaining balance 1756 01:22:43,158 --> 01:22:48,129 is $14,960 not $16,800 whatever like you were saying. 1757 01:22:49,030 --> 01:22:50,765 There are no further payments. 1758 01:22:50,765 --> 01:22:51,800 - You are wrong. 1759 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:52,567 Let me see those. 1760 01:22:54,436 --> 01:22:57,505 Amateurs, everybody thinks they can understand paperwork. 1761 01:22:59,641 --> 01:23:01,843 (suspenseful music) 1762 01:23:01,843 --> 01:23:02,811 I was so careful. 1763 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:03,545 - What? 1764 01:23:03,545 --> 01:23:04,179 You fucked up? 1765 01:23:04,479 --> 01:23:05,981 You forgot to add another payment in there 1766 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,983 to surprise us with later? 1767 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:08,984 - None of this matters. 1768 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,919 None of that matters. 1769 01:23:10,919 --> 01:23:13,054 All that matters in this room, are these 1770 01:23:13,054 --> 01:23:15,657 because I own this house. 1771 01:23:15,657 --> 01:23:16,925 These are signed. 1772 01:23:16,925 --> 01:23:18,660 I win, you lose. 1773 01:23:18,660 --> 01:23:19,794 Nothing else matters. 1774 01:23:19,794 --> 01:23:20,528 - Lemme see that. 1775 01:23:23,398 --> 01:23:24,099 (paper tearing) 1776 01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:25,000 (screaming) 1777 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,067 - You can't do that! 1778 01:23:26,067 --> 01:23:27,936 That's bank property. 1779 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:29,137 Give me back that piece. 1780 01:23:29,137 --> 01:23:30,138 Give it to me! 1781 01:23:31,940 --> 01:23:34,142 - Now get the fuck out of my house. 1782 01:23:36,544 --> 01:23:37,812 (lips sputtering) 1783 01:23:37,812 --> 01:23:39,014 - What does this mean? 1784 01:23:40,081 --> 01:23:42,117 - It means we get to keep the house. 1785 01:23:42,117 --> 01:23:43,852 - We get to keep this house? 1786 01:23:43,852 --> 01:23:44,719 Oh darling! 1787 01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:47,555 (excited screaming) 1788 01:23:47,555 --> 01:23:49,090 (rock music) 1789 01:23:49,090 --> 01:23:50,992 Ah, come here! 1790 01:23:50,992 --> 01:23:53,328 (cheering) 1791 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:57,332 (rock music) 1792 01:24:09,477 --> 01:24:10,311 - Hey, Lance. 1793 01:24:11,913 --> 01:24:13,014 How's your girlfriend? 1794 01:24:13,014 --> 01:24:14,449 Are you still dating her? 1795 01:24:14,449 --> 01:24:16,651 Did you date her this morning? 1796 01:24:16,651 --> 01:24:19,487 (hand slapping) 1797 01:24:19,487 --> 01:24:21,723 (rock music) 1798 01:24:28,463 --> 01:24:29,731 - Hey, Lance. 1799 01:24:29,731 --> 01:24:30,598 You did it. 1800 01:24:31,733 --> 01:24:33,034 Lance! 1801 01:24:33,034 --> 01:24:34,002 You did it! 1802 01:24:34,002 --> 01:24:34,636 - Oh shit! 1803 01:24:34,636 --> 01:24:35,070 I didn't do it. 1804 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:35,904 I didn't do it. 1805 01:24:36,538 --> 01:24:38,740 The girl was naked when I got there, I swear! 1806 01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:39,541 - You did it. 1807 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,011 - What'd I do? 1808 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:44,079 - What about the girl? 1809 01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,548 - Oh, nevermind, what'd I do? 1810 01:24:46,548 --> 01:24:48,316 - It's more like, what did we do? 1811 01:24:48,316 --> 01:24:50,018 I just signed a deal with a company 1812 01:24:50,018 --> 01:24:52,087 wanting to acquire our Briskly app. 1813 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:53,354 - Right on, man. 1814 01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:54,923 What does that mean? 1815 01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:57,325 - It means that you're gonna have enough money 1816 01:24:57,325 --> 01:25:00,662 to turn your fuck it list into bucket list. 1817 01:25:00,662 --> 01:25:02,297 - Fuck it, all right! 1818 01:25:02,297 --> 01:25:04,332 ♪ We're in the money 1819 01:25:04,332 --> 01:25:06,267 ♪ We're in the money. 1820 01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:08,169 ♪ We're in the money. 1821 01:25:08,169 --> 01:25:10,638 (rock music) 1822 01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:18,379 (car engine revving) 1823 01:25:22,650 --> 01:25:25,720 (car door shutting) 1824 01:25:25,720 --> 01:25:28,423 (birds chirping) 1825 01:25:31,693 --> 01:25:33,394 - Oh, you come pay me? 1826 01:25:33,394 --> 01:25:34,129 Good. 1827 01:25:34,129 --> 01:25:35,163 - No, we come give you key. 1828 01:25:35,163 --> 01:25:35,964 - What do you mean? 1829 01:25:36,397 --> 01:25:39,200 - We mean, keep your old apartment and shove it. 1830 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:40,068 (keys jangling) 1831 01:25:40,068 --> 01:25:40,935 Good luck on your renovation. 1832 01:25:40,935 --> 01:25:42,737 - No, you come back. 1833 01:25:42,737 --> 01:25:45,840 You come back now or I give you bad reference. 1834 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:47,942 Come back now, come back. 1835 01:25:47,942 --> 01:25:49,177 Bullshit. 1836 01:25:51,546 --> 01:25:54,282 (engine revving) 1837 01:26:03,224 --> 01:26:04,859 - My Mama always said life was like was like 1838 01:26:04,859 --> 01:26:07,228 a box of chocolates. 1839 01:26:07,228 --> 01:26:09,531 Ya never know what you're gonna get. 1840 01:26:09,531 --> 01:26:12,700 Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. 1841 01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:18,873 Go ahead, make my day. 1842 01:26:18,873 --> 01:26:20,742 (laughing) 1843 01:26:20,742 --> 01:26:22,277 Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1844 01:26:22,277 --> 01:26:23,444 You're my only hope. 1845 01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,115 (laughing) 1846 01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:27,982 - [Man With Hood] No! 1847 01:26:27,982 --> 01:26:28,850 - If you build it, he will come. 1848 01:26:28,850 --> 01:26:29,717 - No, no, no, no. 1849 01:26:29,717 --> 01:26:30,752 That's my thing! 1850 01:26:30,752 --> 01:26:31,920 That's mine! 1851 01:26:31,920 --> 01:26:33,388 - Surely you can't be serious? 1852 01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:37,192 - I am serious and don't fucking call me Shirley. 1853 01:26:40,161 --> 01:26:42,197 - Hasta la vista, baby. 1854 01:26:43,598 --> 01:26:44,599 The dude abides. 1855 01:26:46,167 --> 01:26:48,736 (upbeat music) 1856 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:01,282 - Lemme get your attention! 1857 01:27:01,282 --> 01:27:02,750 Hello, hello, hello. 1858 01:27:02,750 --> 01:27:03,518 Hello, folks. 1859 01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:08,423 I'd like to do a special toast 1860 01:27:08,423 --> 01:27:11,326 to my lovely niece, Amanda, 1861 01:27:11,326 --> 01:27:14,295 and her hard working, sexy ass friends 1862 01:27:14,295 --> 01:27:19,567 for creating a very exciting, savvy business. 1863 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:23,171 So, let's get a very special toast 1864 01:27:23,171 --> 01:27:27,242 to the Bikini Valley Car Wash! 1865 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,509 (cheering) 1866 01:27:28,509 --> 01:27:30,912 - [All Together] Bikini Valley Car Wash! 1867 01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:32,180 (cheering) 1868 01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:32,981 - Hit it. 1869 01:27:34,215 --> 01:27:36,918 (sensual music) 1870 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:41,656 - Sorry, everyone. 1871 01:27:41,656 --> 01:27:44,392 (tape jangling) 1872 01:27:46,094 --> 01:27:48,663 (dance music) 1873 01:28:46,587 --> 01:28:49,190 ♪ Yeah 1874 01:28:49,190 --> 01:28:52,026 ♪ Dropped a shawty 1875 01:28:55,330 --> 01:28:59,600 (dance music in foreign language) 1876 01:29:41,442 --> 01:29:43,945 (dance music) 1877 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:18,980 ♪ Yeah 1878 01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:21,816 ♪ Dropped a shawty 1879 01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:28,956 (dance music in foreign language) 1880 01:32:41,422 --> 01:32:44,258 (guitar strumming) 1881 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:52,099 ♪ The Bikini Valley Car Wash 1882 01:32:53,901 --> 01:32:56,237 ♪ Yeah, if you're feelin' dirty ♪ 1883 01:32:56,237 --> 01:33:01,409 ♪ This is the place to come 1884 01:33:01,409 --> 01:33:06,247 ♪ The Bikini Valley car Wash 1885 01:33:07,882 --> 01:33:10,418 ♪ Yeah, we'll make you wet 1886 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:15,389 ♪ And you can dry off in the sun ♪ 1887 01:33:15,389 --> 01:33:17,858 ♪ Yeah, now, we'll make you wet ♪ 1888 01:33:17,858 --> 01:33:22,396 ♪ And you can dry off in the sun ♪ 1889 01:33:22,396 --> 01:33:24,899 ♪ Yeah, down in Cali 1890 01:33:24,899 --> 01:33:28,202 ♪ You can dry off in the sun 1891 01:33:28,202 --> 01:33:29,704 (lips sputtering) 1892 01:33:29,704 --> 01:33:32,406 ♪ Yeah, now down in Cali 1893 01:33:32,406 --> 01:33:36,143 ♪ You can dry off in the sun 1894 01:33:37,445 --> 01:33:39,680 - Well, one thing is for sure, 1895 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:44,418 the adult industry just isn't what it used to be. 1896 01:33:44,418 --> 01:33:46,287 (groaning) 1897 01:33:46,287 --> 01:33:48,689 (sad music)